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I don't think i would want any man but my baby's daddy jumping me.

Edited to add: IF i was pregnant, i wouldn't let anyone else jump me but the baby's daddy.

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Ummmmmmmm . . . no. :D



I bet you've had many a penis hit you in the head. You seem fine to me
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The fetus could come out mentally disturbed, wouldn't you be mentally scarred if a really big penis repeatedly hit you in the back of the head?



Maybe it's the root cause of gayness ? If you have sex during pregnancy, a baby boy might be born gay. On the other hand, if you DON'T have sex, a baby girl might also be.....this is getting complicated....

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Then having vaginal AND anal sex during pregnancy would ensure the baby will be born bi?
That's coooooool!>:(

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The fetus could come out mentally disturbed, wouldn't you be mentally scarred if a really big penis repeatedly hit you in the back of the head?



Worse yet would be if the kid grabbed on out of curiosity and to teach you a lesson. "HEY! I'M IN HERE!"

It's like a really bizarre threesome.
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Ummmmmmmm . . . no. :D



I bet you've had many a penis hit you in the head. You seem fine to me



So I guess we should all hit Kel in the back of the head with a penis on every Hump Day???
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all this talk about pregnant ex's got me thinking about this time I was having internet relations with a pregger mom at about 7 months big- (by some douche dad deadbeat date sex from whence she got knocked up)The sex was hotttt but I was feeling bad on the drive home about the lil tyke having to fend off some faceless intruder banging the walls down.

I wonder what does all that hammering do to a fetuses mind?:|

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I wonder what does all that hammering do to a fetuses mind?:|



Not sure it would really matter in your case :o:D:D
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>Not sure it would really matter in your case

OHH!... snapped off by Nat!!!!....again:D:D



Sorry but you did walk right into that one! :)
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Sure - it's pretty much the only time you can guarantee you're not gonna get her knocked up. :)



Not necessarily true.... Some women have more then one uterus. There's been cases of more than one pregnancy
with more than one conception date.


That's disgusting.:|
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Bigger than that >:(:D



Bigger than an embryo's arm?


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Big fail on the linkage effort. Try again, preferrably with a better result.


Eeww. Don't watch this.

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