gonzalesna 0 #1 December 31, 2009 ...and you're doin' a hop n' pop from 5k. You really have to poop and don't know if you'll make it down. What do you do?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigitalDave 0 #2 December 31, 2009 Fly over manifest. Shit in your hand and fling it at the next load. Call it a hop-n-poop and buy beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbwing 0 #3 December 31, 2009 Well what ever you do, don't do CRW.... That would just be nasty!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #4 December 31, 2009 Fly over the pea gravel and shoot for accuracy.Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #5 December 31, 2009 Make like a bird. Head for the parking lot and aim for the cleanest windshield you can find. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #6 December 31, 2009 Quote Make like a bird. Head for the parking lot and aim for the cleanest windshield you can find. Good one! Wish I's of thought of that!Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #7 December 31, 2009 got any enemies on the DZ? now would be the perfect time to get some of that sweet sweet revenge. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #8 December 31, 2009 fly over a road and try to hit a moving car. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 December 31, 2009 Fly over a Helicopter.... and see what it's like when the shit really hits the fan. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 December 31, 2009 From the Skydivers Dictionary - Wind Hold: The situation in which a jumper spent the night consuming beer and pizza, and is now on the first load of the day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #11 December 31, 2009 Quote Fly over a Helicopter.... there is a chopper school down at cullman. for some reason it allways gives me the willies when I look down at one flying underneath me at those spinning rotors. even though I'm 2,000 ft above it. ..well almost anyway i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 December 31, 2009 Flying below them is worse... thay kick down a lot of air (enough to hold them up!!) and the turbulance can last a long time (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #13 December 31, 2009 Quote ...and you're doin' a hop n' pop from 5k. You really have to poop and don't know if you'll make it down. What do you do? [Dad Voice]Why didn't you go before we left!?!?[/Dad Voice]"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #14 January 1, 2010 If I were at the Farm-I'd probably see if I could make a pass over a nearby airport.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
