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Likes beer, music, and women.




...and gets aroused by having his user profile researched. ;)


gets aroused for any reason at all . . . wind blowing, grass growing . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Really hard to tell him and his sister apart.






Really hard to pry him and his sister apart in the shower



Doh.B|


OK - would look exactly like his sister if he was a midget!

and ugly

and fat

ok - So he's missing the midget part . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Last seen holding a bottle of vodka while rolling his aunt gertrude in flour



Rudely pushed me out of the way when the wet spot was discovered.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Went off to find Uncle Henry with a gleam in his eye and Crisco all over his body



Really likes the way Vasaline feels as it squishes between his toes while he wears his cowboy boots.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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That was Roo-the really bad influence. Turtle and I were just innocent observers of the Wicked Witch of the (North)west

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Drinks way too much if he confused Turtle with Roo.

Roo is much shorter:)




B| wicked witch? oooo my, I thought we were friends :|:( i've never been called that before

not much shorter just a little ;)
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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That was Roo-the really bad influence. Turtle and I were just innocent observers of the Wicked Witch of the (North)west

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Drinks way too much if he confused Turtle with Roo.

Roo is much shorter:)



he didn't confuse Turtle with Roo, he confused YOU with roo . . .
Poor girl.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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