captain1976 0 #1 January 6, 2010 Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as ‘bizarre’ sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind. The man was caught creeping up on the unsuspecting worker at least 20 times as he stacked shelves at a Co-op store in Plymouth. The footage shows him casually pretending to chose items from shelves before suddenly crouching down behind the employee: Guess this qualifies as a new meaning for “crack sniffing”You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #2 January 6, 2010 Only in Wisconsin? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 January 6, 2010 Quote Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as ‘bizarre’ sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind. The man was caught creeping up on the unsuspecting worker at least 20 times as he stacked shelves at a Co-op store in Plymouth. The footage shows him casually pretending to chose items from shelves before suddenly crouching down behind the employee: Guess this qualifies as a new meaning for “crack sniffing” Maybe he has some canine DNA going on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigitalDave 0 #4 January 6, 2010 Here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-rIpR_768 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1976 0 #5 January 6, 2010 He could save himself a lot of trouble by visiting just about any DZ on a Sunday morning. He wouldn't have to bend over, just mingle. You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 January 6, 2010 Thats was on TMZ or some show like that last week, they caught that guyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgregory 0 #7 January 6, 2010 I'm more grossed out buy the guy who kept getting sniffed. The sniffer has a fetish that he obviously can't control. The other guy is just lazy when it comes to keeping his rear clean... that is disgusting and unacceptable.AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #8 January 6, 2010 QuoteThats was on TMZ or some show like that last week, they caught that guy What was him home DZ? Skyknights? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #9 January 6, 2010 Quote I'm more grossed out buy the guy who kept getting sniffed. The sniffer has a fetish that he obviously can't control. The other guy is just lazy when it comes to keeping his rear clean... that is disgusting and unacceptable. You're making a big assumption that the guy had a dirty butt. Maybe the reason the guy had to get so close it that the guy was too clean. Maybe he's attracted to the smell of Charmin.The sniffer has the problem, the sniffee is just unaware. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgregory 0 #10 January 6, 2010 good point!AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #11 January 6, 2010 That happened in the UK. I know you're all just dying to know this, but in most US jurisdictions, as long as there was no physical contact and the sniffee wasn't aware of what took place, that probably wouldn't qualify as a criminal act. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,120 #12 January 6, 2010 Quoteas long as there was no physical contact and the sniffee wasn't aware of what took place, that probably wouldn't qualify as a criminal act.Does it qualify as a criminal act if someone stands up, turns around, and faces his butt to the rest of the plane before letting loose a particularly noxious emission? Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 January 6, 2010 Quote Quote as long as there was no physical contact and the sniffee wasn't aware of what took place, that probably wouldn't qualify as a criminal act. Does it qualify as a criminal act if someone stands up, turns around, and faces his butt to the rest of the plane before letting loose a particularly noxious emission? Wendy P. That's asault and butt-eryYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #14 January 6, 2010 Quote Quote Quote as long as there was no physical contact and the sniffee wasn't aware of what took place, that probably wouldn't qualify as a criminal act. Does it qualify as a criminal act if someone stands up, turns around, and faces his butt to the rest of the plane before letting loose a particularly noxious emission? Wendy P. That's asault and butt-ery Wouldn't it be easier to get a conviction of "ASSault with a DEADly weapon?"When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,396 #15 January 6, 2010 >Wouldn't it be easier to get a conviction of "ASSault with a DEADly weapon?" Only if the door's closed. If the door's open it's just plain assault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
