Shell666 0 #1 January 15, 2010 Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,116 #2 January 15, 2010 Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 January 15, 2010 Guys would love it. We're always interested in what's under the hood. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 January 15, 2010 Quote Guys would love it. We're always interested in what's under the hood. You'll probably find Gia in there pedaling away. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 January 15, 2010 I used to do a lot of canoe-ing, so that would be a good car for me. (I'm the little man in the canoe!) Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #6 January 17, 2010 Well, it's no longer Friday, but I found this on another forum: Quote The power of the badge A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? " The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge... Show him your badge!!" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #7 January 17, 2010 Quote Well, it's no longer Saturday, … Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #8 January 17, 2010 Quote Quote Well, it's no longer Saturday, … That's what happens when I try to multi-task."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #9 January 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Well, it's no longer Saturday, … That's what happens when I try to multi-task. Multi-tasking or not, creating time warps is a pretty impressive skill.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #10 January 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Well, it's no longer Saturday, … That's what happens when I try to multi-task. Multi-tasking or not, creating time warps is a pretty impressive skill. It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes it's toll But listen closely Not for very much longer I've got to keep control..."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 January 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Well, it's no longer Saturday, … That's what happens when I try to multi-task. Multi-tasking or not, creating time warps is a pretty impressive skill. It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes it's toll But listen closely Not for very much longer I've got to keep control... Hey I rememberYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 January 17, 2010 It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". "That's right Susie. You can go". "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Mary said, "Martin Luther King". "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #13 January 17, 2010 What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus Santa stops at three Ho's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #14 January 19, 2010 Quote Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is. The Clitaurus features a manual transmisson which will require frequent lubrication for optimal performance. The onboard audio navigation system helps you get to your desired destination with ease whether its a short trip alone or long journey with friends. Feel free to schedule a test drive today with one of our representatives. Our sponsors would like to remind you that "A happy Clitaurus will keep the good times rolling" Yes, I'm bored. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #15 January 19, 2010 Quote Quote Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is. The Clitaurus features a manual transmisson which will require frequent lubrication for optimal performance. The onboard audio navigation system helps you get to your desired destination with ease whether its a short trip alone or long journey with friends. Feel free to schedule a test drive today with one of our representatives. Our sponsors would like to remind you that "A happy Clitaurus will keep the good times rolling" Yes, I'm bored. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #16 January 19, 2010 Quote The onboard audio navigation system helps you get to your desired destination with ease whether its a short trip alone or long journey with friends. Somebody wanna take this joke? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #17 January 19, 2010 Quote Quote The onboard audio navigation system helps you get to your desired destination with ease whether its a short trip alone or long journey with friends. Somebody wanna take this joke? If you would just fucken listen, it would! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 January 19, 2010 Quote Quote The onboard audio navigation system helps you get to your desired destination with ease whether its a short trip alone or long journey with friends. Somebody wanna take this joke? I'm already out of the car by then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #19 January 19, 2010 LMAO! My sentiments exactly! Thank you Shell! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 January 19, 2010 Quote Quote Quote The onboard audio navigation system helps you get to your desired destination with ease whether its a short trip alone or long journey with friends. Somebody wanna take this joke? If you would just fucken listen, it would! You mean stop and ask someone for directions? I was thinking along a different line but "taking the wrong tunnel" now comes to mind.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 January 19, 2010 QuoteI was thinking along a different line but "taking the wrong tunnel" now comes to mind. Then you better watch for that oncoming traffic.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 January 19, 2010 Quote Quote I was thinking along a different line but "taking the wrong tunnel" now comes to mind. Then you better watch for that oncoming traffic. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
