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What's good at Jack in the Box ?

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At a certain point of my life, I was banned from Dennys
solely by association. So, we took our business to
the JITB the next weekend.
When I leaned over to talk into the speaker,
I accidentally puked in the clowns mouth.

Merely a dining faux pas. I didn't consider it my fault.
:)

Note - they don't have waffles there (or, possibly, just refused
to serve them to me - so they may just be lying beechez). So, don't ask for waffles, it makes them very testy.

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Looks like that's where I'll be dining tonight. :|



Shelly-she works mostly on Tuesdays-you can't get a Happy Meal but for an extra $20 you can get a Happy Ending"



d00d~ you wanna keep getin' handjobs from a guy in a clown suit, stick with 'Ronald'...you told me 'Shelly' has an Adams apple...& calluses! :S










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d00d~ you wanna keep getin' handjobs from a guy in a clown suit, stick with 'Ronald'...you told me 'Shelly' has an Adams apple...& calluses! :S



No, that's "Cheri" with the adam's apple for $5-hey-sometimes I'm on a budget.



Oh yeah, that's right...'Cheri' is the casino drag queen...Billy's ballroom dance partner, right? :D:$










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Oh yeah, that's right...'Cheri' is the casino drag queen...Billy's ballroom dance partner, right? :D:$



Goodness you're getting old. Sheila is the drag queen and he works at Sonic. Billy's dance partner is the one wearing a tux.



I thought Sheila was the one legged hermaphrodite from Jakarta with scabies???:o


or was it lice...:S










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Goodness you're getting old. Sheila is the drag queen and he works at Sonic. Billy's dance partner is the one wearing a tux.




I thought Sheila was the one legged hermaphrodite from Jakarta with scabies???:o


or was it lice...:S


That was Susan, and it was anal warts.
You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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Goodness you're getting old. Sheila is the drag queen and he works at Sonic. Billy's dance partner is the one wearing a tux.




I thought Sheila was the one legged hermaphrodite from Jakarta with scabies???:o


or was it lice...:S



That was Susan, and it was anal warts.

I call BULLSHIT!

Susan is the one eyed leper with turrets...

Should have known better than to ask you anything!

Yeah...'I'm geting old' coming from a guy that thinks 'Relative Wind' describes his sister fartin' while he's hittin' her in the dumper! B|:S










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