DigitalDave 0 #1 February 3, 2010 Surely someone has done this. Is there a Swoop -n- Poop accuracy competition or CReW -n- Crap or something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #2 February 3, 2010 Bored much? Whatever made you think of crapping in the air?"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #3 February 3, 2010 You go give it a shot, let us know how it works out. I wonder how much would bounce around in your burble?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #4 February 3, 2010 >Has anyone ever taken a dump while naked skydiving? More like, who hasn't... Ooooh while naked... nevermind.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #5 February 3, 2010 Simple. Go into a sit, see what happens. T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 February 3, 2010 At the old Eagle Flight skydiving, before it was bought, sold, bought and sold again then moved... Well, anyways, there was a S/L student that pulled his leg straps down to his knees under canopy, pulled his pants down and let one go over the farmer's field. He landed off because he spent too much time flying the wrong way. Anyways, he was "asked" not to come back once the story came to light.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #7 February 3, 2010 There is no doubt that sometime, somwhere, that has happened. But lets face it skydivers will claim a lot of personal and overall sport firsts but taking a dump while in freefall or under canopy isn't one of them. That being said should I be present at a dropzone where this should occur and the skydiver is a standup guy/gal and pays the obligitory case or two of beer I will ask as the beer is being handed to me.."Uh.. did you wash your hands".. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 February 3, 2010 QuoteSurely someone has done this. Is there a Swoop -n- Poop accuracy competition or CReW -n- Crap or something? DUUUUUUUUUDE.. are you channelling Waltappel??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #9 February 3, 2010 QuoteSurely someone has done this. Is there a Swoop -n- Poop accuracy competition or CReW -n- Crap or something? Absolutely no desire to give any doo-doo, even my own, the possibility of contact with my rig. How would you remove that? Treat it like mud? Wait until it dries and then take a stiff brush to it?Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #10 February 3, 2010 Way I see it - it's humans' one and only chance to get revenge on the pigeons.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 February 3, 2010 There was a crw jump I did at The Farm, just two way stuff. The exit point was somewhere between The Farm and the Cedartown airport, where ASC is. Somehow in the process of trying to build the stack, we got off track and I noticed we were almost over the airport! Damn, I wish I'd thought of it then (taking a dump), but I had to rear-riser my ass all the way back to The Farm! However, I've never done a naked jump and don't intend to. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #12 February 3, 2010 You know, I was just thinking.... If you did it while head down, and know how to scat-spot correctly, you could make it drop onto your canopy on deployment.T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #13 February 3, 2010 Oh, and if you timed it correctly, the deployment sequence would get it everywhere. T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 February 3, 2010 QuoteHowever, I've never done a naked jump and don't intend to. The population of Georgia.... thanks you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #15 February 3, 2010 Quote You know, I was just thinking.... If you did it while head down, and know how to scat-spot correctly, you could make it drop onto your canopy on deployment. That is one time you would really want to track well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #16 February 3, 2010 I took a leak under canopy, twisted my risers and let go with the wind, right over a certain Farmer McNasty's property. Not taking a dump I know, but what the hell, give credit where credit is due ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #17 February 3, 2010 "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 13 #18 February 3, 2010 Quote DUUUUUUUUUDE.. are you channelling Waltappel??? Walt would be proud to see this thread. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 February 3, 2010 I'll copy and paste it for him if nobody else has. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 February 4, 2010 I've posted a thread regarding this at some point... I'm amazed my name hasn't popped up yet. Maybe that means I've regained my dignity and lost my not-so-classy reputation? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigitalDave 0 #21 February 4, 2010 Quotethere was a S/L student that pulled his leg straps down to his knees under canopy, pulled his pants down and let one go over the farmer's field. That's awesome! I figured someone had done it. Is there anything that hasn't been done while skydiving? I'd pay to see a couple midgets in a tandem wingsuit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #22 February 4, 2010 Quote I've posted a thread regarding this at some point... I'm amazed my name hasn't popped up yet. Maybe that means I've regained my dignity and lost my not-so-classy reputation? And I think you fixed that for another year or so!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 February 4, 2010 Quote Quote I've posted a thread regarding this at some point... I'm amazed my name hasn't popped up yet. Maybe that means I've regained my dignity and lost my not-so-classy reputation? And I think you fixed that for another year or so! I can't just let people go around thinking I have class or something.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #24 February 4, 2010 [joni mitchell voice]where have all the butt-plugs gone?[/joni mitchell voice]“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
