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Did Turtle get a mail order bride ?

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I texted him a week ago, said he was busy workin', probably just covering up for that mail order bride shoe. :P





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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28lVDLhcGQ (has been posted before but it still might be "valid) :D
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I texted him a week ago, said he was busy workin', probably just covering up for that mail order bride. :P



BUSY, yeah, he's so busy he wouldn't even take a DD from us last weekend... I told him he better be getting laid not to answer my call! ;):ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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He better send that broken one back![:/]



Broken one back
Broken Back
Broke back
Brokeback!! You may have stumbled on what's kept him so busy lately-he's out expanding his social horizons.



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I haven't seen you in a while either..... Twardo always said there was something "off" about you....:|
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You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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Last I heard was that he was trying to return it....it didn't come with the optional "OFF" button.

"Off" button? I figured his gal would just be "inflate/deflate.";)


He's busy trying to figure out how to use the patch kit.
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Twardo always said there was something "off" about you



It's not my center of gravity, that's for sure-probably talking about the people I chose to hang out with at airshows. PsychoBob and the ATC guys at Sun-N-Fun, Twardo, Ralffers, and the Liberty Team at Oshkosh. I have to lie and tell my mom that I'm going to whorehouses and biker bars so she won't worry so much
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Wow - what a vacation I had in South Carolina!

Thanks for letting me use the facilities at your place - Oh - She said that you should take on a little more road time so that I can come visit again. :)

I wonder if she knows she is mail-order . . .:ph34r:

I do have to say, she can really prepare some fantastic meals.

Thanks again.

Sorry - we were so busy we forgot all about the yard work.[:/]

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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we forgot all about the yard work



It's only fair, I guess. She said you didn't finish ANYTHING you started last week



That's just what she is telling you because we all know how "thenthative" you are about it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I texted him a week ago, said he was busy workin', probably just covering up for that mail order bride shoe. :P





FIFY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28lVDLhcGQ (has been posted before but it still might be "valid) :D



DUUUUUUUDE come on.. most guys need a little....music ...get a little rhythm....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvaNX2BQc9o

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I texted him a week ago, said he was busy workin', probably just covering up for that mail order bride shoe. :P





FIFY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28lVDLhcGQ (has been posted before but it still might be "valid) :D



DUUUUUUUDE come on.. most guys need a little....music ...get a little rhythm....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvaNX2BQc9o


What can i say? I was drunk again. Like YOU never did the wrong appliance before - WHATEVER!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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