ACMESkydiver 0 #1 February 22, 2010 It's no secret many of us have Attention Deficit Disorder. But what if it starts to interfere with your love life? Last night my hubby and I are downstairs after everyone's gone to bed and he's feeling frisky. During, all of these thoughts race through my mind: Damn, the kids left the TV on in the playroom, I'll have to turn it off Gyad my back hurts; am I getting too old for this position?! Oh no; we're on our new couch and I don't want to mess it up! -No worries. We're on top of a blanket. Washing blankets is sooo easy in my new washing machine! What the hell do I get for Bonnie to apologize for no-showing her for my hair appointment? Did we lock the upstairs gate? OMG, what if someone wakes up and we don't hear them come downstairs because the gate is open!! Did my undies just get stuck between the couch cushions?? Did someone leave the garage light on again?! -Are we going to finish this episode of CSI NY? It's after midnight. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #2 February 22, 2010 That means you're not doing it right....I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #3 February 22, 2010 Quote That means you're not doing it right.... or your partner isn't "doing it right!"topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #4 February 22, 2010 Dammit, I read the heading wrong. I thought it said, "Sex and AAD". That conjures up all kinds of images. I mean, WTF would you be doing that you would need your AAD during sex?Edited to add: Give him some of your adderall. It will have him so jacked up, you wont have time to think of ANYTHING but the moment. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 February 22, 2010 Quote Dammit, I read the heading wrong. I thought it said, "Sex and AAD". That conjures up all kinds of images. I mean, WTF would you be doing that you would need your AAD during sex?Edited to add: Give him some of your adderall. It will have him so jacked up, you wont have time to think of ANYTHING but the moment. We tried 1 pill of Adderall ONCE for our son and we will NEVER, EVER do that again!!! It took a hyper autistic kid and put him on speed. He was like the Tasmanian Devil after a Starbucks triple shot...As for me, doc put me on Phentermine (I think that's right). Yeah, the weight-loss med, but it helps w/ADD...well, it's supposed too, anyway...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigitalDave 0 #6 February 22, 2010 QuoteDamn, the kids left the TV on in the playroom, I'll have to turn it off Gyad my back hurts; am I getting too old for this position?! Oh no; we're on our new couch and I don't want to mess it up! -No worries. We're on top of a blanket. Washing blankets is sooo easy in my new washing machine! What the hell do I get for Bonnie to apologize for no-showing her for my hair appointment? Did we lock the upstairs gate? OMG, what if someone wakes up and we don't hear them come downstairs because the gate is open!! Did my undies just get stuck between the couch cushions?? Did someone leave the garage light on again?! -Are we going to finish this episode of CSI NY? It's after midnight. That sounds more like WIFE syndrome than ADHD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #7 February 22, 2010 Quote It's no secret many of us have Attention Deficit Disorder. But what if it starts to interfere with your love life? Last night my hubby and I are downstairs after everyone's gone to bed and he's feeling frisky. During, all of these thoughts race through my mind: Damn, the kids left the TV on in the playroom, I'll have to turn it off Gyad my back hurts; am I getting too old for this position?! Oh no; we're on our new couch and I don't want to mess it up! -No worries. We're on top of a blanket. Washing blankets is sooo easy in my new washing machine! What the hell do I get for Bonnie to apologize for no-showing her for my hair appointment? Did we lock the upstairs gate? OMG, what if someone wakes up and we don't hear them come downstairs because the gate is open!! Did my undies just get stuck between the couch cushions?? Did someone leave the garage light on again?! -Are we going to finish this episode of CSI NY? It's after midnight. At least it doesn't result in performance anxiety, like it will in a male. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #8 February 22, 2010 Quote It's no secret many of us have Attention Deficit Disorder. But what if it starts to interfere with your love life? Last night my hubby and I are downstairs after everyone's gone to bed and he's feeling frisky. During, all of these thoughts race through my mind: Damn, the kids left the TV on in the playroom, I'll have to turn it off Gyad my back hurts; am I getting too old for this position?! Oh no; we're on our new couch and I don't want to mess it up! -No worries. We're on top of a blanket. Washing blankets is sooo easy in my new washing machine! What the hell do I get for Bonnie to apologize for no-showing her for my hair appointment? Did we lock the upstairs gate? OMG, what if someone wakes up and we don't hear them come downstairs because the gate is open!! Did my undies just get stuck between the couch cushions?? Did someone leave the garage light on again?! -Are we going to finish this episode of CSI NY? It's after midnight. sounds like you just weren't into the moment at that time; sometimes life stressors get in the way of those intimate momentsDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 February 22, 2010 Stratara. But for us guys in large quantities it does have a deflating property...... Maybe you should try something kinkier?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #10 February 22, 2010 after how many years of marriage? and how many kids? and you guys are still fucking on the couch after everyone goes to bed? way to go! keep up the good work. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 February 22, 2010 Sounds like your a wife and mother... nothing more sinister than that You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #12 February 22, 2010 Wow.. Just.. Wow.. I don't think I've ever had sex and thought anything but "oh yeah", "mmm hmm", "harder", "that feels sooooo good" or (rarely, and only once) "dear GOD you really suck at this"... (!) Washing blankets?? That really made me laugh!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #13 February 22, 2010 you're young, unmarried, and have no kids. things change. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 February 23, 2010 Quote after how many years of marriage? and how many kids? and you guys are still fucking on the couch after everyone goes to bed? way to go! keep up the good work. This was also my thought! BRAVO!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #15 February 23, 2010 Quoteyou're young, unmarried, and have no kids. things change. Exactly. Wives/mothers always have a mental list going on in their head. Always.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #16 February 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteyou're young, unmarried, and have no kids. things change. Exactly. Wives/mothers always have a mental list going on in their head. Always. Is there something wrong when youre young, not married, and childless, and still have a ton of lists going all the time??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #17 February 23, 2010 Quote you're young, unmarried, and have no kids. things change. You may be right about the kids part.. But age and marriage I don't quite buy.. I always thought sex with the same person for years and years would inevitably become boring.. But I was with one guy for 5 years.. OK.. The sex was less exciting than in the beginning, but it was so much better. Granted, who knows whether that would still have been the case after 10, 15, 20 years.. But the optimist in me likes to think that some things do improve with time. And since I'm still young at 29 - don't you old farts dare burst my bubble "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 February 23, 2010 Quoteyou're young, unmarried, and have no kids. things change. If you let it. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #19 February 23, 2010 Quote Quote you're young, unmarried, and have no kids. things change. If you let it. +1What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #20 February 23, 2010 Quote Dammit, I read the heading wrong. I thought it said, "Sex and AAD". I was waiting for Ednarob to post something about Vigils 2's longer lasting battery and better aluminium casing etc etc .... scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #21 February 23, 2010 aderall (sp?)... helps with the ADD and I think it is supposed to help make you horny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #22 February 23, 2010 you know these chemicals do have a half life. you take one with lunch, come 10pm...it's not in your system anymore. try having sex earlier in the day and see if you have the same results. in fact...try having sexy every hour on the hour and report back on to us as to how your focus was.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xtravrtsoul 0 #23 February 23, 2010 Well I have ADD and I am a mom and a wife and so on...oh and the older part. lol. But I too, have to sometimes actually make myself stop and think in the moment or I wander off onto other thoughts. Definitely try a different time of the day because that actually will keep your mind on the moment.You create life, life does not create you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #24 February 23, 2010 Quote after how many years of marriage? and how many kids? and you guys are still fucking on the couch after everyone goes to bed? way to go! keep up the good work. I'll admit that it doesn't happen near as much as it used to 16 years ago, but we still got it. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
