Desperate acts for lift tickets

[mrken 0]

Hey,

So I just finished squeezing my damn fist for an hour while slamming gatorade. One plasma donation earned me enough for two lift tickets . Got me wondering what else all of you have done to earn those precious tickets that may be whacky/sad? :P

[billvon 2,397]

I've donated blood, red blood cells and platelets, but all they ever gave me was cookies. A donut occasionally.

[regulator 0]

I'm sure there's been a lady or two who are well endowed that showed the boobies to get a lift ticket or two.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

I've heard of someone somewhat recently (within the last year or so) giving blowjobs and fucking dudes to get their tandems covered.



Guys swear it was true but there was never any confirmation of said transactions.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[kj126 0]

Quote

I've heard of someone somewhat recently (within the last year or so) giving blowjobs and fucking dudes to get their tandems covered.



Guys swear it was true but there was never any confirmation of said transactions.

Confirmed

I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!

[skyrider 0]

Quote

I've heard of someone somewhat recently (within the last year or so) giving blowjobs and fucking dudes to get their tandems covered.



Guys swear it was true but there was never any confirmation of said transactions.

Unless she was really hot, that makes no sense, a hooker is cheaper!

[skyrider 0]

Out of my near 4500 jumps now, I only had to pay for about 300.....I'm a sky whore

[dan770 0]

Im donating plasma to get money for my AFF, in which case, i finally have enough. Ive got the track marks to prove it. I hear you can sell a testicle in indiana for $60k. hmmm

[mutumbo 0]

Quote

Im donating plasma to get money for my AFF, in which case, i finally have enough. Ive got the track marks to prove it. I hear you can sell a testicle in indiana for $60k. hmmm

fuck that dude! you need those! sell something useless, like your liver. those things are totally overrated.

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Quote

Quote

I've heard of someone somewhat recently (within the last year or so) giving blowjobs and fucking dudes to get their tandems covered.



Guys swear it was true but there was never any confirmation of said transactions.

Confirmed

Sad and pathetic.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[karenmeal 0]

Packing parachutes for other people. Very sad.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[popsjumper 2]

One wife's Range Rover donated to a drunken skydiver for Pond Tests. Hubby gets free AFF.

Naked pond swimming races - in the winter. Winner got free AFF jumps.

TV, stereo, PlayStation, miscellaneous services traded for AFF jumps.

The sex-for-jumps thing is quite common. Just like sex-for-drugs in the 70s. Oh, wait...sex-for-drugs is still quite common, I hear.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Quote

Packing parachutes for other people. Very sad.

But honorable.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[jackwallace 3]

Going to work for eight hours every dam day.

U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler.
scr 316

[skyrider 0]

Quote

Going to work for eight hours every dam day.

That is the saddest one yet!

[shropshire 0]

Quote

Going to work for eight hours every dam day.

Bwhaaaaa .... Just as if

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[mutumbo 0]

Quote

Going to work for eight hours every dam day.

8 hrs?? Shit, you got it easy. I get stuck in the back of the whambulance for at least 12 hrs a day.

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[popsjumper 2]

You guys are talkin' nasty talk.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[micduran 0]

Quote

Sad and pathetic.

agreed.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.