liftedtitan 0 #51 March 10, 2010 Quote Quote Nice belt! Funny enough I wasn't even hitting on the girl... and "Nice belt" was replied with "Thanks, would you like to take it off me?" and landed me a threesome Nice!!Moriuntur omnes, sed non omnes vixerunt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agentsmith413 0 #52 March 10, 2010 I was never good with pickup lines but here's a good line if you get rejected. "you really shouldn't be picky about who you meet here because I wasn't being picky when I started talking to you." Usually it results in stunned looks on their faces because they have no clue what to say in response to it.Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #53 March 10, 2010 a lame one, but when i would say, "drink?", followed by a response of "yer why not?", i would say "how kind, fosters please!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #54 March 10, 2010 Mine usually begin with "the kids won't hear because...." What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #55 March 11, 2010 Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock. Stolen from Lil Wayne's song, but when I heard it I was impressed with the originality. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 March 11, 2010 Quote But if you look like Brad Pitt, even an incoherent mumble becomes a sparkling gem of humor. What's a guy to do? "Brad Pitt... whatever. Honey, you will never meet Brad Pitt. If you ever do, he won't do you. Buy me a few drinks and I might." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #57 March 11, 2010 Quote "Can I buy you a drink" usually worked pretty well on me. Then again, I'm a lush. Your results may vary with that one. Well then . . . Can I buy you a drink?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #58 March 11, 2010 Quote Quote But if you look like Brad Pitt, even an incoherent mumble becomes a sparkling gem of humor. What's a guy to do? "Brad Pitt... whatever. Honey, you will never meet Brad Pitt. If you ever do, he won't do you. Buy me a few drinks and I might." If you keep flirting and trying to pick John up, his wife is going to kick your ass.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
danornan 64 #59 March 11, 2010 Haven't used this in a very long time, as I'm no longer allowed to date, but in college I simply took a roommates dog for a walk on campus and never needed a pick up line. It ALWAYS worked and I had my choice of dates.Dano Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #60 March 11, 2010 Shah's top pick up lines validated by those at the DZ 1) Is this seat taken? Then sit your ass down. 2) "over hearing a conversation" I'm sorry but you are wrong. 3) After conversation starts, Oh your full of it! 4) So what's your nick name? 5) Pull out your latest issue of Parachutists point at one of the gorgeous pictures....."That's what true happiness looks like!" 6) Look across the room, make eye contact, motion her to come over. 7) Ask the girl you like what her friends name is.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #61 March 11, 2010 Do you come here often....or do you wait until you get home?LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #62 March 11, 2010 Quote Do you come here often....or do you wait until you get home? With lines like that, I am truly shocked that you are single. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #63 March 11, 2010 You know.....why do you need a pick up line! I mean rally! Ladies....the few that jump. Stop being such sticks in the mud! You know who the "good" guys are. Be their wing men. Nothing gets a girl more interested in a guy like a girl with a guy. Come on! Do it for your friends!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #64 March 14, 2010 one that worked well at boogies....gotta wait till the party has started and they are drunk, but not falling over drunk... "GOD i still need to set up my tent, but i need some help...." not that I would have EVER done a thing like that.....ive just heard stories ...just ask Bolas "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #65 March 14, 2010 Damn boy, where you been hiding? SkyFest @ The Farm this year... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #66 March 14, 2010 Dutch classic: "Nice shoes - wanna fuck?""That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #67 March 14, 2010 I may not have ANY game but I watched my room-mate totally fail with "Hey man. What's your name?" She replied instantly with "Don't bother." and walked off. Ouch... NEXT... jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #68 March 14, 2010 hmmm skyfest....thats june right.....OH YEAH...ill still be here in Iraq....."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agentsmith413 0 #69 March 15, 2010 QuoteI may not have ANY game but I watched my room-mate totally fail with "Hey man. What's your name?" She replied instantly with "Don't bother." and walked off. Ouch... NEXT... jon That's a perfect time to use my favorite line when being rejected. For those of you who didn't see it earlier ITT ill repeat it. It's "you really shouldn't be so picky when it comes to meeting a guy because I wasn't being picky when I started talking to you." Sometimes throws them off and they don't know what to say.Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #70 March 15, 2010 Quotehmmm skyfest....thats june right.....OH YEAH...ill still be here in Iraq..... Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #71 March 15, 2010 Quote Quote hmmm skyfest....thats june right.....OH YEAH...ill still be here in Iraq..... Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though! Hope its a winter jumpsuit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #72 March 15, 2010 Quote Quote Quote hmmm skyfest....thats june right.....OH YEAH...ill still be here in Iraq..... Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though! Hope its a winter jumpsuit shush you..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #73 March 15, 2010 Quote Sometimes throws them off and they don't know what to say. Sometimes is the keyword here. I assume the other times you get punched in the face? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #74 March 15, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote hmmm skyfest....thats june right.....OH YEAH...ill still be here in Iraq..... Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though! Hope its a winter jumpsuit shush you... Make me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #75 March 16, 2010 Say the one pointing to a dick shaped object on a door Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
