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Whats your best pickup line?????????

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I don't need pick up lines.. I'm a woman.. I could probably just grab a guy and tell him he's coming home with me.. He probably wouldn't protest too much!! :ph34r::ph34r::)

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He would if he read your online posts:D:D



We all get it Squeak - you don't like me.. You don't have to say something negative about every post I make. Seriously.



You dont get, I dont dislike you one bit:ph34r::ph34r:
I dont know you,
I only know what you post here, most of which is a look at poor me me me style of post, Seriously.
Well if you constantly draw attention to yourself, dont expect it to be fawning attention.
Oh and get off Dizzy and Find a job so you can have something new to complain about:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



Whatever. I don't think everyone on here is *fantastic*, but I don't feel the need to bully, put down, or belittle anyone. If you find me so irritating, why don't you try not reading my threads? No one is forcing you to, ya know.
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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- my boss

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If you find me so irritating, why don't you try not reading my threads? No one is forcing you to, ya know.




Actually, we implanted a IED into Squeaks brain, if he DOESN´T read every post on here...

-BOOM-

head explodes! B|:)










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If you find me so irritating, why don't you try not reading my threads? No one is forcing you to, ya know.




Actually, we implanted a IED into Squeaks brain, if he DOESN´T read every post on here...

-BOOM-

head explodes! B|:)




All the more reason for him to stop reading mine!! :ph34r::ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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I dont know you,
I only know what you post here, most of which is a look at poor me me me style of post, Seriously.
Well if you constantly draw attention to yourself, dont expect it to be fawning attention.
Oh and get off Dizzy and Find a job so you can have something new to complain about:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



Wow man, as if ruining the Evelyn/Rosa congrats thread wasn't enough for you. Do you really have to ruin this one too? There's been some funny stuff in here so far, and I want to keep reading.

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When I was in college I was a Static Line Instructor at the local DZ, I got a commission for all the FJS I brought in and taught...

I had some neat little business cards made up.
On the front equally spaced apart were the numbers 1 2 3 4

~The gimmick was to say pick a number --- (9 out of 10 people pick 3...)

The back of the card said ~

Most skydivers and all sexy girls pick 3 !
Redeem for a free jump, a ten dollar discount on a skydiving lesson OR both!
:D


Did it work? :$


































Fuckin` A Bubba! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:










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If you find me so irritating, why don't you try not reading my threads? No one is forcing you to, ya know.

I dontr find you irritating at all :ph34r::ph34r: You're a source of entertainment for me:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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If you find me so irritating, why don't you try not reading my threads? No one is forcing you to, ya know.




Actually, we implanted a IED into Squeaks brain, if he DOESN´T read every post on here...

-BOOM-

head explodes! B|:)

that's why my head hurts:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
I thought it was from suffering grown adults, that post on public forums like petulant/puerile teens:ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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I dontr find you irritating at all :ph34r::ph34r: You're a source of entertainment for me:D:D



That is MY pick up line! :o




Last time I said that to a woman, I ended up married to her! :D

but isnt she a souce of acrobatic entertainment, or was that aerobatic ;)
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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When I was in college I was a Static Line Instructor at the local DZ, I got a commission for all the FJS I brought in and taught...

I had some neat little business cards made up.
On the front equally spaced apart were the numbers 1 2 3 4

~The gimmick was to say pick a number --- (9 out of 10 people pick 3...)

The back of the card said ~

Most skydivers and all sexy girls pick 3 !
Redeem for a free jump, a ten dollar discount on a skydiving lesson OR both!
:D


Did it work? :$
Fuckin` A Bubba! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



Guess you're shit out of luck if a hot chick picked 1, 2 or 4!! :D:D Maybe you could have cards made up with all 4 answers and give out whichever one is picked!! Sounds a bit complicated though.. Like all good "magic" tricks, you'd have to practise! :D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Guess you're shit out of luck if a hot chick picked 1, 2 or 4!! :D:D Maybe you could have cards made up with all 4 answers and give out whichever one is picked!! Sounds a bit complicated though.. Like all good "magic" tricks, you'd have to practise! :D




Like I said, 9 out of 10 people pick 3...pretty good odds in a bar full of college girls actually! :$;):)










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