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While the stills business did not make the millions I predicted, it did lead us in a new direction.

Bolas Corporation in conjunction with Muppet Labs is proud to release our newest franchise opportunity.

Your own personal Bolas.

To keep quality levels high we are only permitting one per DZ however there is an exception for boogies.
*Not liable for any fuckery that ensues.

We are currently taking preorders only at this time, but expect to be in full production sometime in the near future.

Supplies will be limited so order now.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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While the stills business did not make the millions I predicted, it did lead us in a new direction.

Bolas Corporation in conjunction with Muppet Labs is proud to release our newest franchise opportunity.

Your own personal Bolas.

To keep quality levels high we are only permitting one per DZ however there is an exception for boogies.
*Not liable for any fuckery that ensues.

We are currently taking preorders only at this time, but expect to be in full production sometime in the near future.

Supplies will be limited so order now.



So it looks like there are two models to choose from:

BS (Bolas Senior) and
BJ (Bolas Junior)

:D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r:
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We're still working out some of the bugs on the new model.

Wardrobe malfunctions... :o

NSFW or really anybody for that matter. :P

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Someone needs to give that boy a razor! B|



i was thinking the same thing....


Me too! :ph34r:


It would help if he was wearing it right. The white part going down the leg is supposed to be around the waist... :$

Shoulda had a hot chick check it for him... :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Goddle mighty.



That is one sight I'm glad I missed. :S


Bull shit - you just wish you could have heard the meat smackin' together .:D:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Goddle mighty.



That is one sight I'm glad I missed. :S


Bull shit - you just wish you could have heard the meat smackin' together .:D:D:D


As a matter of fact, my hearing aid inexplicably quit working that morning so it's not like I had any choice. It WAS the reason I hit the motel early. :P
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