tactics for picking up single moms.

[skittles_of_SDC 0]

I wanna hear from the women. How do I pick up the single moms at a theme park when I spot them?

Guys you can give me advice but I'll probably just ignore it.

Btw, I would go for girls my age but they are all with their parents or boyfriends.

[Remster 24]

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Btw, I would go for girls my age but they are all with their parents

Just a guess here, but I think you are not a good judge of how old girls really are... You do know what jailbait is, right?

Remster

[ChezzyMcFuzz 0]

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Btw, I would go for girls my age but they are all with their parents

Just a guess here, but I think you are not a good judge of how old girls really are... You do know what jailbait is, right?

lol, gotta love jailbait.

anyway, pretend like you love the fact they have children...then hit it nd quit it, unless you want a relationship which...then your on your own

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[skittles_of_SDC 0]

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Btw, I would go for girls my age but they are all with their parents

Just a guess here, but I think you are not a good judge of how old girls really are... You do know what jailbait is, right?

I love jailbait.

[airtwardo 6]

bring along a couple of your own kids...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skyrider 0]

Grab her kid and run, You are sure to get her attention!

BUT, back to reality, Any single mom has been around long enough to keep her kids away from some guy hitting on her in front of her children, they will suspect your motives!

[JohnMitchell 14]

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I wanna hear from the women. How do I pick up the single moms at a theme park when I spot them?

Uh, have you tried being polite and just asking them out? Havng a kid doesn't make them that different from other women.

[d_squared431 0]

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I wanna hear from the women. How do I pick up the single moms at a theme park when I spot them?

Guys you can give me advice but I'll probably just ignore it.

Btw, I would go for girls my age but they are all with their parents or boyfriends.

I will let you borrow the 9yr old for a day. Cant take him anywhere without him flirting with the ladies... Heck, you might learn a thing or two from him...

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[Ironmanjay 0]

You should find a 'rent a puppy' for a day service and take him for a walk, you'll have the kid and the mom eating out of your hand in no time!!

[jcain 0]

Single moms don't abort so you have to be careful they have shown there disregard for society once don't put them to the test again.

[JohnDeere 0]

Shit I got one you can have She comes with a good salary too! But I want my 3 kids

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[airtwardo 6]

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Single moms don't abort so you have to be careful they have shown there disregard for society once don't put them to the test again.

On the flip side...odds are not a lotta virgin single moms, only one comes readily to mind anyway.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[ryoder 1,381]

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On the flip side...odds are not a lotta virgin single moms, only one comes readily to mind anyway.

You knew her???

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[airtwardo 6]

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On the flip side...odds are not a lotta virgin single moms, only one comes readily to mind anyway.

You knew her???

Who..MOM?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[NickDG 23]

Ditch the Jacklyn Onassis sunglasses and, I don't know, shave? And grow a head of hair you can comb. And get your pants up off the ground.

The thug look is so over . . .

NickD

[ryoder 1,381]

I think that was over-compensation for the Donny Osmond comparisons he was getting earlier.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[The_Don 0]

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Ditch the Jacklyn Onassis sunglasses and, I don't know, shave? And grow a head of hair you can comb. And get your pants up off the ground.

The thug look is so over . . .

NickD

But... But.. His name is candy..

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[buff 0]

Anybody know if the Shah pounded in this weekend? He should be all over this by now with a 7 paragraph minimum.

It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude.
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[TrophyHusband 0]

first off, stay the fuck away from single moms. unless you are a little older and have carpet monkey's of your own, you're asking for trouble.

since you are going to ignore that and hit on them anyway, i want to inform you that you'll likely look like a gigantic douche and just a little bit creepy trying to pick up milfs at the kiddie park.

besides, i think the parlament house is more your speed anyway.

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[nanook 1]

theme Park?!!??!?!??

Go to strip club!!!
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[shah269 0]

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first off, stay the fuck away from single moms. unless you are a little older and have carpet monkey's of your own, you're asking for trouble.

since you are going to ignore that and hit on them anyway, i want to inform you that you'll likely look like a gigantic douche and just a little bit creepy trying to pick up milfs at the kiddie park.

besides, i think the parlament house is more your speed anyway.

I have but two rules in life when it comes to dating.
1) NO big girls.
2) NO single moms.

Again it's not about the mom it's about the kids. Kids are great! They are all in their own way "good" and by coming in for a side swipe sure it may be fun for you but....(god this is going to sound bad) "Some one think of the children!"

But that being said, I've actually have seen guys get with a single mom and having it work out very very very well. So just be respectful and treat the kids as if they were your own.

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[Halfpastniner 0]

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Btw, I would go for girls my age but they are all with their parents or boyfriends.

I'm not sure your looking in the right places then. Try a college bar or something.

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[wolfriverjoe 1,340]

Get a new tattoo, take off all your clothes and jump off of a balcony rail??

Make sure there's water below, not just another deck.

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[Southern_Man 0]

Really, really bad idea to be hitting on the single moms while they are at the theme park w/ their kids. That's family time and you will come off looking like a creeper.

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

[wmw999 2,116]

You don't pick them up. But if you're nice (e.g. helping pick up a lost item from a kid, sharing a seat with the older kid and being nice to them on a ride that only takes 2 in a car, etc) you might get to chat with her for a bit.

Pretend it's a chaperoned situation. Because it is. And the closest you'll come to "picking her up" is to, after helping her give her kids a great time at the theme park, maybe offer her your number or take hers. But you have to really do it, and not try to be the hero yourself or take her attention or anything.

The only ones you'll "pick up" at a theme park by playing roles are the ones who will shit all over you, and who are raising their children to emulate them. Please, please don't take up with them.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)