skymama 35 #1 April 15, 2010 I believe my life has hit an all time low. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybeergodd 0 #2 April 15, 2010 Or an all time high ....think of it this way. A drunk guy, beer in hand and bare boobs all around thought enough of you to dial your number. I know from personal experience that it's hard for any guy at a strip bar to have any thoughts beyond their next beer and how big the next dancers boobs are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 April 15, 2010 Well, it wasn't just one guy, it was a bunch of dz.commer's. I think that's even worse.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #4 April 15, 2010 Just be glad we didn't send you pictures of what we were seeing. Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #5 April 15, 2010 Not sure the Clairmont Lounge really qualifies as a Strip Club. They did have Nekkid women but you usually try real hard not to look. Well except the one that would light her Boobs on fire.. You had to watch that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #6 April 15, 2010 The one who was doing the individual boob juggling thing was entertaining too. I don't think there was a part of her body that didn't have a tattoo.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 April 15, 2010 I had nothing to do with most of those phone calls! Now as for the flaming nipples and jiggling boobies.....now those were epic As for any rumors regarding me.......look that dwarf had it coming.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,229 #8 April 15, 2010 QuoteI don't think there was a part of her body that didn't have a tattoo. Jesse James on Line 2.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #9 April 15, 2010 Quote the individual boob juggling thing I've been practicing that all morning and am making NO progress! Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #10 April 15, 2010 And here's the girl who gave up her phone, even though I told her not to drunk dial me! You got some 'splaining to do, Missy! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #11 April 15, 2010 oh crap!!! I thought you wrote "I'm good with a drunk dial. Shah can take my paddle whipping. It was all his fault!!Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 April 15, 2010 I heard there was even a group picture. Edit: I mean of the group that went.. Not the Boob Jugging... But Pics of that would be ok too. lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #14 April 15, 2010 Quote Shah can take my paddle whipping. It was all his fault!! Oh no, you're not getting off that easy! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 April 15, 2010 Quote Quote Shah can take my paddle whipping. It was all his fault!! Oh no, you're not getting off that easy! Maybe she needs a Wii!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #16 April 15, 2010 I am headed your way in an hour for the weekend! Wine? Dinner? Pillow fight??? Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #17 April 15, 2010 Funniest thread I've seen in some time. Sorry I missed the precipitating event.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #18 April 15, 2010 QuoteWine? Dinner? Pillow fight??? Only if you wear something skimpy.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #19 April 15, 2010 QuoteQuoteWine? Dinner? Pillow fight??? Only if you wear something skimpy. red lace, right?Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #20 April 15, 2010 You can't go wrong with red lace!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 April 15, 2010 Quote You can't go wrong with red lace! After going to the Clermont last night, I will say, unequivocally, that that statement is not true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 April 15, 2010 Quote Quote You can't go wrong with red lace! After going to the Clermont last night, I will say, unequivocally, that that statement is not true. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #23 April 15, 2010 Quote After going to the Clermont last night, I will say, unequivocally, that that statement is not true. lol...I don't even want to know...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 April 15, 2010 Quote Quote the individual boob juggling thing I've been practicing that all morning and am making NO progress! Need a pair of hands? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #25 April 15, 2010 Quote Quote Shah can take my paddle whipping. It was all his fault!! Oh no, you're not getting off that easy! How hard are they to "get off"? Inquiring minds want to know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
