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skymama

Drunk dialed from a Strip Club

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Or an all time high ....think of it this way. A drunk guy, beer in hand and bare boobs all around thought enough of you to dial your number. I know from personal experience that it's hard for any guy at a strip bar to have any thoughts beyond their next beer and how big the next dancers boobs are.:D

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I had nothing to do with most of those phone calls!
Now as for the flaming nipples and jiggling boobies.....now those were epic :)As for any rumors regarding me.......look that dwarf had it coming....
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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And here's the girl who gave up her phone, even though I told her not to drunk dial me! You got some 'splaining to do, Missy! :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Shah can take my paddle whipping. It was all his fault!!



Oh no, you're not getting off that easy! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Shah can take my paddle whipping. It was all his fault!!



Oh no, you're not getting off that easy! :ph34r:



Maybe she needs a Wii!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Funniest thread I've seen in some time. Sorry I missed the precipitating event.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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You can't go wrong with red lace!



After going to the Clermont last night, I will say, unequivocally, that that statement is not true. :D



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Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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After going to the Clermont last night, I will say, unequivocally, that that statement is not true.



lol...I don't even want to know...:ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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