Irish Viagra

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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said.. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Gawain 0]

LMAO...that's funny shit!!

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[turtlespeed 212]

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LMAO...that's funny shit!!

I love imagining her talking in brogue.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[apollard24 0]

Thanks for the laugh

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

[happythoughts 0]

Irish Foreplay... "Stand still, Molly!"

[d_squared431 0]

LMAO---->>>>

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[JohnMitchell 14]

I'm telling that one at work Monday. Thanks.

[kallend 1,621]

I first heard that over 40 years ago (it dates to pre-Viagra).

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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I first heard that over 40 years ago (it dates to pre-Viagra).

-then what did she put in the coffee before Viagra??

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I first heard that over 40 years ago (it dates to pre-Viagra).

Impossible . . . The first Starbucks was opened in Pike Place Market in Seattle, Washington, on March 30, 1971

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun