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So my bf doesn't skydive, or cares to learn how to pack at the dz.

Since he doesn't feel like sticking his penis inside me all weekend, we have to do other things.

He wants to go to the bingo hall.

[:/]

He doesn't want to:
Hike
Bike
Camp
Rollerblade
Swim
Fish
Fuck
Fuck my friend
Go out Clubbing
Plant
no yard work of any kind
Volunteer
Go to toastmasters meetings
go to kinky meetings
go to AA meetings
basically not anything that involves social interaction
or his penis.

So what am I supposed to do? It's my week to pick our events. I'm a little stuck.
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Billy,

at this point I've got two choices.

Bingo or Penis.

Luckly I like both. Better if they were at the same time.



:D Well, you could just go with him to Bingo and if he yells "BINGO!", unzip him and go down on him right there and then. He'll go BINGO in more ways than one. :ph34r: And you guys will probably not be invited back. :D
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Great idea.

I've been telling him for a while now that he should go into that line of work.




:D:D:D

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Billy,

at this point I've got two choices.

Bingo or Penis.

Luckly I like both. Better if they were at the same time.



:D Well, you could just go with him to Bingo and if he yells "BINGO!", unzip him and go down on him right there and then. He'll go BINGO in more ways than one. :ph34r: And you guys will probably not be invited back. :D


DO THIS!! :P

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Wait, you are asking this group to come up with "normal things to do" :D



Yeah but we're more normal than she is :P

ETA: I mean that in the best sense possible.


Riiiight.

That's kinda like saying we aren't as hot as a thermonuclear explosion.:)

Definitely true...

But not much of a comparison.:P
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Do what ever YOU want .. it sounds to me like he is in a comma anyway:P



Well, is that any worse than being in a semi-colon?:S
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Do what ever YOU want .. it sounds to me like he is in a comma anyway:P



Well, is that any worse than being in a semi-colon?:S


:D:D:D Me thinks that one is trying too hard:P

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Well, he enjoys watching movies.
So we watch them alot.
we go to the gym together.
He likes bars.
He likes porn

Other than that its a struggle to get him outside of the house. He's a total homebody, but doesn't clean.

Oh. Bowling! we bowl together....

Hmmm...
Best Girl Scout Ever.

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He wants to go to the bingo hall.



He doesn't want to:
Hike
Bike
Camp
Rollerblade
Swim
Fish
Fuck
Fuck my friend....





~He's either gay, nuts or dead...better dump the body before someone comes lookin'! :S


Edited to add:
I got a bone saw, a matters cover and a bag of lime if ya need it! ;)











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So my bf doesn't skydive, or cares to learn how to pack at the dz.

Since he doesn't feel like sticking his penis inside me all weekend, we have to do other things.

He wants to go to the bingo hall.

[:/]

He doesn't want to:
Hike
Bike
Camp
Rollerblade
Swim
Fish
Fuck
Fuck my friend
Go out Clubbing
Plant
no yard work of any kind
Volunteer
Go to toastmasters meetings
go to kinky meetings
go to AA meetings
basically not anything that involves social interaction
or his penis.

So what am I supposed to do? It's my week to pick our events. I'm a little stuck.



Shitcan his worthless ass, and go enjoy life!

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