d_squared431 0 #1 May 11, 2010 Taught the 9yr old boy in my house that it is a woman's job to do dishes? He wanted ice cream and I told him since he used 10 spoons to make choc milk in the last 2 days he can wash a spoon (I only run the dishwasher 2 times a week). He has decided he wont wash a spoon because that is my job and got a different snack..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 May 11, 2010 He's becoming self aware. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 May 11, 2010 I say keep all the spoons dirty in the sink. He'll learn. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #4 May 11, 2010 Quote I say keep all the spoons dirty in the sink. He'll learn. Ya, he'll learn what other utensils have the same function as a spoon.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 May 11, 2010 COOL! That's one off the list for next time I see him. We can move straight to learning scratching and rude noisesYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #6 May 11, 2010 Quote Taught the 9yr old boy in my house that it is a woman's job to do dishes? He wanted ice cream and I told him since he used 10 spoons to make choc milk in the last 2 days he can wash a spoon (I only run the dishwasher 2 times a week). He has decided he wont wash a spoon because that is my job and got a different snack.. You missed the chance to teach him how to do dishes....better teach him the share the load while he is young! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 May 12, 2010 It IS your job. Now get in the kitchen and make the man of the house a sandwich and ice cream.How is he going to learn how to order his woman around.. if you don't do everything for him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1976 0 #8 May 12, 2010 Quote It IS your job. Now get in the kitchen and make the man of the house a sandwich and ice cream.How is he going to learn how to order his woman around.. if you don't do everything for him? Yeah, rattle those pots and pansYou live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #9 May 12, 2010 You can let him know that it's Lawrocket's job to do the dishes, and he is a guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #10 May 12, 2010 I made him clean his room, then get the dish washing soap and start the dish washer... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jono 0 #11 May 12, 2010 Quote It IS your job. Now get in the kitchen and make the man of the house a sandwich and ice cream. Thats why women have smaller feet isn't it?? So they can stand closer to the sink!!!And of course women get married in white because all good kitchen appliances come in white.P.S.hope my wife doesn't see thisRemember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #12 May 12, 2010 Quote Taught the 9yr old boy in my house that it is a woman's job to do dishes? He wanted ice cream and I told him since he used 10 spoons to make choc milk in the last 2 days he can wash a spoon (I only run the dishwasher 2 times a week). He has decided he wont wash a spoon because that is my job and got a different snack.. Just wait till he starts asking why you leave the kitchen.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #13 May 12, 2010 Quote I made him clean his room, then get the dish washing soap and start the dish washer... Good...he doesnt; get to play that shit until he is shaving...then you can wait on him hand and foot... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blkhwk91b 0 #14 May 12, 2010 Clicky "Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way." - Alan Watts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mwabd1 0 #15 May 12, 2010 Well.......give him the phonebook so he can get an apliance repairman on the phone..........cause the dishwasher is making alot of noise right now and all the damn spoons are dirty........I hereby reject your reality and instead choose to insert my own! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #16 May 12, 2010 Think he wouldn't have gotten the snack in my house. If you aren't willing to help, you aren't going to eat.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #17 May 12, 2010 Damn women......what made you think it wasnt your job? Damn hippies caused all these problems! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #18 May 12, 2010 Quote Well.......give him the phonebook so he can get an apliance repairman on the phone..........cause the dishwasher is making alot of noise right now and all the damn spoons are dirty. BRAVO!!!!!!!! that is great!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 May 12, 2010 Tell the kid they're as clean as 'Coldwater' can get 'em... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 771 #20 May 12, 2010 Quote Quote I say keep all the spoons dirty in the sink. He'll learn. Ya, he'll learn what other utensils have the same function as a spoon. And thus was invented the sporkI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #21 May 12, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I say keep all the spoons dirty in the sink. He'll learn. Ya, he'll learn what other utensils have the same function as a spoon. And thus was invented the spork Well woman was invented to take care of man and see were that got the kid......Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 May 12, 2010 SIUCC If I was there I would insist that you hand feed me the ice cream. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
