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I want to be someone who has big, per>ky boobies, just so I'd know what that would be like. Who is a good candidate for that?



That would be Vanillaskygirl. I remember meeting her and thinking, Damn, for such a tiny person, she's got huge gabanzas.


Gabanzas??:D:D:D:D



Makes you wonder just how many names there are for boobs out there. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I want to be someone who has big, per>ky boobies, just so I'd know what that would be like. Who is a good candidate for that?



That would be Vanillaskygirl. I remember meeting her and thinking, Damn, for such a tiny person, she's got huge gabanzas.


Gabanzas??:D:D:D:D



Makes you wonder just how many names there are for boobs out there. :D


At least 99... ;)

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I want to be someone who has big, per>ky boobies, just so I'd know what that would be like. Who is a good candidate for that?



That would be Vanillaskygirl. I remember meeting her and thinking, Damn, for such a tiny person, she's got huge gabanzas.


Gabanzas??:D:D:D:D



Makes you wonder just how many names there are for boobs out there. :D


http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/breasts.htm
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Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

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Makes you wonder just how many names there are for boobs out there. :D

http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/breasts.htm

Awesome! All the way from Bee Stings to Watermelons. :D

Surprised that "gabanzas" didn't make the list.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I want to be someone who has big, per>ky boobies, just so I'd know what that would be like. Who is a good candidate for that?



That would be Vanillaskygirl. I remember meeting her and thinking, Damn, for such a tiny person, she's got huge gabanzas.


Gabanzas??:D:D:D:D



Makes you wonder just how many names there are for boobs out there. :D


At least 99... ;)

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isnt google fun B|
Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

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Lets see.. I would go with skybill. He is the epitome of a cool skydiver. Next I would go with McSwervy just so I could clean out her supply of Tuaca. She has sworn off the stuff and I on the other hand have plans;)when I get home. Waste not want not

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I want to be someone who has big, per>ky boobies, just so I'd know what that would be like. Who is a good candidate for that?



That would be Vanillaskygirl. I remember meeting her and thinking, Damn, for such a tiny person, she's got huge gabanzas.


Gabanzas??:D:D:D:D



Makes you wonder just how many names there are for boobs out there. :D


At least 99... ;)

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isnt google fun B|


Copy/paste and Excel too. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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id wanna be someone with a rig and a liscense, so i could jump. :D



Ehh, it's a healthy bonus. But you've obviously already experienced the REAL first priority of the sport: bragging about drinking and lying about sex.:ph34r:

I'm still daily intrigued by being whoever I am, but I wouldn't mind a walk in iluvtofly's shoes. If just to know what it's like to work too much, not sleep enough and STILL have the energy to text people ALL DAY!! :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

...or Turtle. Just so he could wake up back in his own body the next day to find that it's been completely waxed.
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I guess I got lost. I thought the reference to vsg's 'gabanzas' meant she had a lot of fire. I thought gabanzas was synonymous with cajones.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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she said "perky" :P



Yeah, I was like, huh? Moobs just aint gonna cut it.



It IS amazing though, to watch the guy give HIMSELF a motorboat! B|


Thanks for that mental image. B|

Asshole! :|

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she said "perky" :P



Yeah, I was like, huh? Moobs just aint gonna cut it.



It IS amazing though, to watch the guy give HIMSELF a motorboat! B|


Thanks for that mental image. B|

Asshole! :|

:D



Just another deposit in yer spank bank...:)










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she said "perky" :P



Yeah, I was like, huh? Moobs just aint gonna cut it.



It IS amazing though, to watch the guy give HIMSELF a motorboat! B|



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Need bleach now!!!@!!!!!!

Damn you Twardo!>:(:ph34r:
Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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i'd choose a few different people...

twardo.... so that i could get to do a bunch of cool demos,,, especially OSHKOSH.. and then
simultaneously, Laszlo, so that i could go with twardo and photograph the demo(s).....


oh yes... would not mind being Normiss for a day....
ride Harleys... Take newbies on their first tandem....
only spend (what appears to be ) about 3 days a week Working:P:DB|......and enjoy 4 day weekends,,,,all the time...;)

in truth though... i'm pretty happy,, just being me.:)
NOW if you asked about what 'celebrity' i'd like to be the answer HAS to be,,, Andy Garcia,,, but only if i was able to spend a few days in New Jersey:oB|;):$


jmy

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Oooohhhhhh! I would LOVE to be a Pretender!!

Let's see...

I could be Lawrocket and protect the undefended as he does.

I could be Nerdgirl and use that intellect to save humanity as she does.

I could be [a] TrophyHusband... but I wouldn't want to insult him by focusing his value on his VERY NICE appearance... He's more than just a pretty body - he's also GREAT DNA and a wonderful dad!!

I could be HH... but that would be just to walk around "my (subleased) house" nekkid.

I could be hasbn1.... to learn about what happens next.





I could be so many of you just to see life from your WONDERFUL perspective...

But... today, I think that I will be me: Sitting at home, enjoying my 2w of unemployment by relaxing on my couch on a beautiful rainy fall day. :)

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oh yes... would not mind being Normiss for a day....



And don't forget about his Enormissity...that's like getting a bonus prize! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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