What the HELL you watchin'...GET TO WORK!

[airtwardo 6]

I was at the bank a bit ago, there was some Jr.exec. in a cubical staring intently at his computer screen for like 20 minutes...

Watching the oil spill...'live'!



Walking past the back side of his 'office' I yelled the subject line above...poor guy jumped like he was caught watchin' afternoon animal porn at his wife's mom's house!


I'm such a dick sometimes!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[shropshire 0]

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Amazon 7]

I was watching this.

[futuredivot 0]

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I'm such a dick sometimes!

Proof positive that some old sayings still ring true

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[airtwardo 6]

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I'm such a dick sometimes!

Proof positive that some old sayings still ring true

It's ALWAYS about food with you!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[ryoder 1,380]

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I was watching this.

Yet another car based on the Lotus Elise.
I'm not buying one until they put a closed-circuit breathing system in there.
No point in hiding under the surface, only to send up bubbles to tell your supervillains henchmen where you are.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[airtwardo 6]

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I was watching this.

Yet another car bases on the Lotus Elise.
I'm not buying one until they put a closed-circuit breathing system in there.
No point in hiding under the surface, only to send up bubbles to tell your supervillains henchmen where you are.

Needs a roof...can't deliver pizza with it like THAT!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Amazon 7]

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I was watching this.

Yet another car bases on the Lotus Elise.
I'm not buying one until they put a closed-circuit breathing system in there.
No point in hiding under the surface, only to send up bubbles to tell your supervillains henchmen where you are.

Needs a roof...can't deliver pizza with it like THAT!

Well you could always get one of these..... for that

Although if you are deliverin pizz's I dont think you can afford one

[airtwardo 6]

'Delivering Pizza' has a bit different connotation in the southern boarder states...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Amazon 7]

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'Delivering Pizza' has a bit different connotation in the southern boarder states...

Sorry wouldn't know.... I am one of those folks that would not even consider that as a viable career option.. and can't say I even know anyone in my circle of friends who has either

I am just not big on ordering out for pizza. I would rather make my own... rather than those overpricied / fattening pieces of shit most people call a pizza in this country

[airtwardo 6]

I do have a pretty wide circle of friends.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[akarunway 1]

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'Delivering Pizza' has a bit different connotation in the southern boarder states...

Sorry wouldn't know.... I am one of those folks that would not even consider that as a viable career option.. and can't say I even know anyone in my circle of friends who has either

I am just not big on ordering out for pizza. I would rather make my own... rather than those overpricied / fattening pieces of shit most people call a pizza in this country

Next time you are in SoCal> Get the meat lovers. 20 mins. from Perris> http://www.chicagopastahouse.com/ Best pizza around other than this joint in Big Pine Key, Fl> http://www.nonamepub.com/

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.