Unstable 8 #26 November 18, 2003 QuoteOn cloudy and windy days, you go to the DZ anyway and bitch about the weather! Ask KansasSkydiver, I'm really good at this one..... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDivaChristie 0 #27 November 18, 2003 The last "new clothes" you bought were skydiving t-shirts. Every time you here the word "first" you yell "BEERS!" Your collection of videos has been taped over with skydiving footage. You have panic attacks, on commercial flights, just at the thought of landing WITH the plane! Your family and whuffo friends know that, if they want to see you, they have to drive out to the DZ to visit. not jumping sux Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #28 November 18, 2003 QuoteYou show up to the dz even on the worst-weather days...because at least you can sit around drinking beer. . I did this on Saturday, I checked the Met Beureau and it forcast 30knot winds, so i went to the DZ and hung around all day. I told someone I checked the weather b4 comming they said why did ya come at all then. I replied, JUST in case the wind drops for a lift. It didn'tYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #29 May 26, 2010 You mend a shirt for work with e thread ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #30 May 26, 2010 Quote Quote You show up to the dz even on the worst-weather days...because at least you can sit around drinking beer. . I did this on Saturday, I checked the Met Beureau and it forcast 30knot winds, so i went to the DZ and hung around all day. I told someone I checked the weather b4 comming they said why did ya come at all then. I replied, JUST in case the wind drops for a lift.It didn't How times have changedIf the weather is shite now, I dont go near the DZYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #31 May 26, 2010 YOU'RE Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #32 May 26, 2010 Quote If the weather is shite now, I dont go near the DZ you are in a whuffosation period scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #33 May 26, 2010 Quote Quote If the weather is shite now, I dont go near the DZ you are in a whuffosation period I Like it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #34 May 26, 2010 QuoteYou mend a shirt for work with e thread Hi Jim and all, Yeah, and your wifes' sewing machine has a size 19 needle in it and "E-thread" in the bobbin!! ....and all the holes in your jeans have perfect canopy style repair patches!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #35 May 26, 2010 you keep turning down good jobs because they want you to work EVERY weekend!!LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #36 May 26, 2010 When walking against a strong wind, you instinctively try and track against it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #37 May 26, 2010 When hurrying to the restroom, you put your hands in a tracking position as you walk/run! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 766 #38 May 26, 2010 When your all-time favorite movie is just over 60 seconds long I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyer2100 0 #39 May 26, 2010 When you are on a commercial flight that just happens to be an Otter and you keep looking out the window to spot the airport. You also happen to look around and see that they send up the plane with only 10 passengers and instantly makes you mad at your DZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #40 May 26, 2010 When your airliner makes a turn over your old DZ and you have a huge urge to open the door and leave. Happened to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #41 May 26, 2010 Quote When hurrying to the restroom, you put your hands in a tracking position as you walk/run! You too? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #42 May 26, 2010 When you communicate non-verbally with someone that it's time to 'hurry up and go'...by simulating a cut-away motion. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #43 May 27, 2010 Quote Quote You mend a shirt for work with e thread Hi Jim and all, Yeah, and your wifes' sewing machine has a size 19 needle in it and "E-thread" in the bobbin!! ....and all the holes in your jeans have perfect canopy style repair patches! Umm...it's MY sewing machine! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
