Slightly off color joke - but funny

[davjohns 1]

Little off color ladies. Sorry.

Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!' Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' In a huff, the woman says,'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!' The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[regulator 0]

pinch my nipples and the next sensation you feel will be my foot in your ass

[airtwardo 6]

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pinch my nippers and the next sensation you feel will be my foot in your ass

Talk like that and you'll never get a reach-around!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[regulator 0]

Are you offering?

[airtwardo 6]

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Are you offering?

Are YOU?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[wmw999 2,114]

Can I video?

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[regulator 0]

sure if the 'reacharound' you are referring to is tightening my chest strap from behind...if it in any way involves a sword fight I'm out.

[skyjumpenfool 2]

Alright you two... get a room! And, Wendy, get that camera.

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[davjohns 1]

I can't believe I was worried about an off color joke with this bunch of deviants.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[turtlespeed 212]

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I can't believe I was worried about an off color joke with this bunch of deviants.

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[BillyVance 34]

Its an old joke, I read it years ago. Funny as hell still...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[JohnDeere 0]

You worried about that joke......is a joke in and of itself!

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[JohnMitchell 14]

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pinch my nipples and the next sensation you feel will be my foot in your ass

Yeah? I bet you quit after foreplay though.