wayneflorida 0 #1 June 4, 2010 From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wolfriverjoe 1,340 #2 June 4, 2010 Ya know... I have way too much stuff in my wallet. So when I am in a situation where it would get in the way I take it out of my pocket and put it in a safe place."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #3 June 4, 2010 Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveJack 1 #4 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #5 June 4, 2010 QuoteI do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #6 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. And another is that it never falls out when riding a bike. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites remibond 0 #7 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. And another is that it never falls out when riding a bike. And it's harder to steal. Still don't do it though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtnesbitt 0 #8 June 4, 2010 QuoteQuoteI do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1 +2 Although i really dont carry a wallet. Unless i am wearing cargos i hate having shit in my pockets. I typically just fold my cash around my IDs and Cards and stick it in my front pocket. This incident could have just as easily been cause my a cellphone though.... ...or a boner."If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wayneflorida 0 #9 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. >.............................................. Sometimes I put my wallet in my front pocket if I'm in a place I may worrry about pick pockets. Also I take my wallet out of my back pocket if I'm on a road trip. However it goes into the door pocket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 291 #10 June 4, 2010 QuoteQuoteI do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1 +2 If it is a fat wallet, sitting on it makes you stress your spine crooked. My chiropractor told me to get it out of the back pocket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pilot-one 0 #11 June 4, 2010 QuoteQuoteI do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1 +3 I've always carried my wallet in my front pocket ever since some dip shit tried to pick pocket me. He paid the price with a broken wrist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 June 5, 2010 I never get professional massages from a male. Creeps me out! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy0689 0 #13 June 5, 2010 It could have been a Costanza WalletAndy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #14 June 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1 +3 I've always carried my wallet in my front pocket ever since some dip shit tried to pick pocket me. He paid the price with a broken wrist. Fiesta? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chiquita 12 #15 June 5, 2010 Are you kidding me? Two of the best professional massages that I have gotten have been from guys, one had 10 years experience and one had 20 years. They were pretty much the only ones that have been able to really get into the tension spots I have but kill me either. I'm not saying woman can't give a great therapeutic massage, as I think I give a pretty damn good one, but most of the ones I have had a massage by either can't go deep enough or can really hurt (there's a difference between hurts so good and f-ing hurts)."Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycop 0 #16 June 5, 2010 Does this mean I have to take out the 9" kilbasa I keep in the front pocket of my tight jeans? This PC shit is outta control!!! "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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wolfriverjoe 1,340 #2 June 4, 2010 Ya know... I have way too much stuff in my wallet. So when I am in a situation where it would get in the way I take it out of my pocket and put it in a safe place."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #3 June 4, 2010 Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #4 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 June 4, 2010 QuoteI do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. And another is that it never falls out when riding a bike. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remibond 0 #7 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. And another is that it never falls out when riding a bike. And it's harder to steal. Still don't do it though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #8 June 4, 2010 QuoteQuoteI do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1 +2 Although i really dont carry a wallet. Unless i am wearing cargos i hate having shit in my pockets. I typically just fold my cash around my IDs and Cards and stick it in my front pocket. This incident could have just as easily been cause my a cellphone though.... ...or a boner."If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #9 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote From Seattle police reports. May 23 Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket. Ladies if this ever happens to you, just turn around and ask before going to the police. My guess is quick thinking to put his wallet in his front pocket before Police arrived...who da hell carries their wallet in a front pocket? I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. >.............................................. Sometimes I put my wallet in my front pocket if I'm in a place I may worrry about pick pockets. Also I take my wallet out of my back pocket if I'm on a road trip. However it goes into the door pocket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #10 June 4, 2010 QuoteQuoteI do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1 +2 If it is a fat wallet, sitting on it makes you stress your spine crooked. My chiropractor told me to get it out of the back pocket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilot-one 0 #11 June 4, 2010 QuoteQuoteI do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1 +3 I've always carried my wallet in my front pocket ever since some dip shit tried to pick pocket me. He paid the price with a broken wrist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 June 5, 2010 I never get professional massages from a male. Creeps me out! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #13 June 5, 2010 It could have been a Costanza WalletAndy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 June 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I do. I have been doing it for over 30 years. There are a lot of good reasons for wearing it in the front. One of the top ones is to prevent irritating a large nerve in your leg. +1 +3 I've always carried my wallet in my front pocket ever since some dip shit tried to pick pocket me. He paid the price with a broken wrist. Fiesta? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 12 #15 June 5, 2010 Are you kidding me? Two of the best professional massages that I have gotten have been from guys, one had 10 years experience and one had 20 years. They were pretty much the only ones that have been able to really get into the tension spots I have but kill me either. I'm not saying woman can't give a great therapeutic massage, as I think I give a pretty damn good one, but most of the ones I have had a massage by either can't go deep enough or can really hurt (there's a difference between hurts so good and f-ing hurts)."Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #16 June 5, 2010 Does this mean I have to take out the 9" kilbasa I keep in the front pocket of my tight jeans? This PC shit is outta control!!! "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
