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turtlespeed

Do chicks dig guys with small . . . um . . . canopies?

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so - which is it?

Do you like your man to have a lot of fabric over his "head"?

Or is his really big wingloading a turn on?

does slow and easy win the race - or do you have to have that 270 at the end and as fast a finish as possible?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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so - which is it?

Do you like your man to have a lot of fabric over his "head"?

Or is his really big wingloading a turn on?

does slow and easy win the race - or do you have to have that 270 at the end and as fast a finish as possible?



ummmmm....okay....so.... canopy size? couldn't care less. penis size? heck yes it matters.
I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

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What about a "large" canopy with a very high wingloading? My canopy has 3 digits!



Now yer just braggin' throw in the uniform thing and the rest of us don't stand a chance!:P

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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Oh I get it. "canopy" is a euphemism for penis. It also looks like "swoop" is a euphemism for going downtown(which if I am not mistaken is also a euphemism... referring to oral sex performed on a female) ? Amirite? ;)
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride!

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Small and Fast what every girl dreams of!



Well score one for me...ahem...I mean darn that's totally not me. :P
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride!

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How about the knee high shiny leather boots and motorcycle?


:D



You trying to pick up Shah?



He will have to like flat heels. :P :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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so - which is it?

Do you like your man to have a lot of fabric over his "head"?

Or is his really big wingloading a turn on?

does slow and easy win the race - or do you have to have that 270 at the end and as fast a finish as possible?



Sure.. as long as he has a BIG life insurance policy that covers skydiving.. go for it.

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so - which is it?

Do you like your man to have a lot of fabric over his "head"?

Or is his really big wingloading a turn on?

does slow and easy win the race - or do you have to have that 270 at the end and as fast a finish as possible?



ummmmm....okay....so.... canopy size? couldn't care less. penis size? heck yes it matters.

Howsz ya doinmg ??/
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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