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jimstermer

Skydiving Sayings

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I've got one from the Hamilton boogie that shows a guy under canopy and says, "If you die, we split your gear." I also like, "Keep pulling handles till your goggles fill with blood" and "Sure you can skydive without a parachute...you just can't do it twice."

Personally, I'm currently holding out for a non-skydiving t-shirt that says, "I eat more pussy than cervical cancer." B|:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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ah, yes, t-shirt hell... I'm a regular there... in fact, those are the only shirts I wear to the DZ when I'm at Perris.

Feel free to use my sig line...
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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"It's safer to die out of an airplane than to dive to the dropzone."

Damn, I'm running out of consonants...:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I'm not sure I have this one exactly right but...

"A mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open"

"Don't write a check to the ground that your butt can't cash"

"If your check to your rigger bounces, so will you"

Just a few that I'm sure you've all heard before.

Not specifically related to skydiving, but I like it.

"It's only funny until someone gets hurt....then it's HILARIOUS."
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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Skydivers are like guys putting a project together... there's always a few nuts and bolts missing, but they weren't really that important to begin with...
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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