jumpdr 0 #26 January 10, 2007 How about: Skydivers: guaranteed to pull. My drinking team has a skydiving problem. Everyone's ugly in freefall. Skydiving is more than a sport and more than a job: skydiving is pure passion and desire which will fill a lifetime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #27 January 10, 2007 Here's an oldie from a bumper sticker long ago: "Skydivers have more fun than people".The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #28 January 10, 2007 An oldie but goody... "I remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetness 0 #29 January 10, 2007 And in the same style: "Remember when the earth was flat and skydiving was only for men ?" "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #30 January 10, 2007 I had forgotten that one! How 'bout this one... "Just because I skydive with you... doesn't mean I have to sleep with you!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJWILSON 0 #31 January 10, 2007 Nicked from somewhere else as I am not feeling very original today but, If at first you don’t succeed, Skydiving is not for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #32 January 10, 2007 "Skydivers go down faster" Not sure what picture you should have to go with that....Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJWILSON 0 #33 January 10, 2007 Couple I have quickly thought of. “What do you do at terminal?” “You don’t know who you are until you’ve been to terminal.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jm951 0 #34 January 10, 2007 How about- THERE SQUARE FULL OF AIR PRICELESS!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #35 January 10, 2007 I've got one from the Hamilton boogie that shows a guy under canopy and says, "If you die, we split your gear." I also like, "Keep pulling handles till your goggles fill with blood" and "Sure you can skydive without a parachute...you just can't do it twice." Personally, I'm currently holding out for a non-skydiving t-shirt that says, "I eat more pussy than cervical cancer." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #36 January 10, 2007 I have a shirt that says: Most sports require only one ball. Mine requires both. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #37 January 10, 2007 ah, yes, t-shirt hell... I'm a regular there... in fact, those are the only shirts I wear to the DZ when I'm at Perris. Feel free to use my sig line...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #38 January 10, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteE.F.S What's that stand for? Eat. Fuck. Skydive. You guys don't shit then? that coincides with fuckSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #39 January 10, 2007 "It's safer to die out of an airplane than to dive to the dropzone." Damn, I'm running out of consonants... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #40 January 10, 2007 ***You guys don't shit then? Quote Well, there's at least one on here that doesMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #41 January 10, 2007 I'm not sure I have this one exactly right but... "A mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open" "Don't write a check to the ground that your butt can't cash" "If your check to your rigger bounces, so will you" Just a few that I'm sure you've all heard before. Not specifically related to skydiving, but I like it. "It's only funny until someone gets hurt....then it's HILARIOUS."Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #42 January 10, 2007 "Dropzone.com, where you too can be a dork" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #43 January 10, 2007 Quote"Dropzone.com, where you too can be a dork dick" Fixed it for ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #44 January 10, 2007 Skydivers are like guys putting a project together... there's always a few nuts and bolts missing, but they weren't really that important to begin with...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #45 January 10, 2007 QuoteQuote"Dropzone.com, where you too can be a dork dick dork" Fixed it for ya. It was better my way now leave it the fuck alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites redwings 0 #46 January 10, 2007 Saw a shirt that said 'Good till the last drop' Or my favorite 'look Ma, no hands!' Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #47 January 10, 2007 Briguy - is that you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #48 January 10, 2007 nope, just lil' ol' GonzoSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #49 January 10, 2007 You ever tried speed dating? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #50 January 10, 2007 dare I ask... WTF is speed dating???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skydivermom 0 #41 January 10, 2007 I'm not sure I have this one exactly right but... "A mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open" "Don't write a check to the ground that your butt can't cash" "If your check to your rigger bounces, so will you" Just a few that I'm sure you've all heard before. Not specifically related to skydiving, but I like it. "It's only funny until someone gets hurt....then it's HILARIOUS."Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #42 January 10, 2007 "Dropzone.com, where you too can be a dork" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #43 January 10, 2007 Quote"Dropzone.com, where you too can be a dork dick" Fixed it for ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #44 January 10, 2007 Skydivers are like guys putting a project together... there's always a few nuts and bolts missing, but they weren't really that important to begin with...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #45 January 10, 2007 QuoteQuote"Dropzone.com, where you too can be a dork dick dork" Fixed it for ya. It was better my way now leave it the fuck alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #46 January 10, 2007 Saw a shirt that said 'Good till the last drop' Or my favorite 'look Ma, no hands!' Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #47 January 10, 2007 Briguy - is that you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #48 January 10, 2007 nope, just lil' ol' GonzoSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #49 January 10, 2007 You ever tried speed dating? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #50 January 10, 2007 dare I ask... WTF is speed dating???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites