Military Cadence from boot camp

[akarunway 1]

I don't know what I've told but a green grasshopper has a red asshole. Left right . Right oblique soldier and STFU. Stories? They really didn't like my MJ flag design.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[quade 4]

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I don't know what I've told but a green grasshopper has a red asshole. Left right . Right oblique soldier and STFU. Stories? They really didn't like my MJ flag design.

Wow, that last part doesn't rhyme at all and the meter is completely fucked up. Is that some sort of drunken cadence?

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[matty50 0]

One of my pet peeves is people who say "I don't know what I've been told"

Not that it matters, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "I don't know but I've been told"

[redramdriver 0]

You, are absolutly correct sir. And, btw, most of the cadences that were around...well back then, are not allowed to be called out anymore. It's not politically correct to say such things in public. Yeah right.

So, you bring your beer?

Its 5 o'clock somewhere
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[jtval 0]

I wrote my own cadences when I was in BMT.

I never bothered learning any that were already written.

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[davjohns 1]

I've known, made up and forgotten plenty over the years. The one I never understood started out "two old ladies were laying in the bed. One rolled over to the other and said." Of course, if they were young ladies, I would have found it wildly erotic.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[jtval 0]

Well, I guess it just goes to show you that lesbianism has been around for a while.

Though I have never heard that one before I can only guess the last line...

"two old ladies were laying in the bed. One rolled over to the other and said.

"plug in the vibrator and I'll give it head. "


They're old so they have the plug in kind.
They're old so she doesn't have to make sense. she can suck a rubber dick if she wants to.

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[davjohns 1]

Two old ladies were laying in the bed
One rolled over to the other and said
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger
Live the life of sex and danger


Sex and danger was later changed to guts and danger. Then the whole cadence was dropped.

I also remember when the Ft. Benning Officer's Club had a bar and grill in the basement with topless waitresses. Commanding General's wife put a stop to it. We had hoped the new CG would bring it back. No joy.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[NickDG 23]

Here's one I remember from the Marine Corps . . .

Me and Superman got in a fight,
So I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite.
Hit him so hard, I busted his brain,
Now, I’m datin’ Lois Lane.
I saw Batman and he wanted some too,
So I kicked him in the head with my right shoe,
Kicked him so hard, I busted my heel,
Now I’m drivin’ the Batmobile . . .

NickD

[SansSuit 1]

A yellow bird with a yellow bill....
Was sitting on my window sill.
I lured him in with a crust of bread.
And then I smashed his FUCKIN' HEAD.

Peace,
-Dawson.
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[theonlyski 3]

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A yellow bird with a yellow bill....
Was sitting on my window sill.
I lured him in with a crust of bread.
And then I smashed his FUCKIN' HEAD.

The moral of
the story is clear
if you want some head
you need some bread

to the same tune:

The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sippin burbon
Thru a straw

I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered up
Another round

I placed my hand
Upon her knee
She said GI!
You're teasing me

I placed my hand
Upon her thigh
She said GI!
You're way too high!!

I layed her down
Upon my bed
She said GI
You're my kinda guy!

Dont remember the rest...

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[vanair 0]

I don't know what I been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

[stitch 0]

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They really didn't like my MJ flag design.

If you've been flying a Micheal Jackson flag, its a wonmder uyour still alivfe.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[akarunway 1]

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I don't know what I've told but a green grasshopper has a red asshole. Left right . Right oblique soldier and STFU. Stories? They really didn't like my MJ flag design.

Wow, that last part doesn't rhyme at all and the meter is completely fucked up. Is that some sort of drunken cadence?

Guess you don't know much about music. Comes out quite well if you sing it right.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[Croc 0]

Another version, circa 1969:

The prettiest girl I ever saw
Was sippin bourbon through a straw
And now and then that straw would slip
And she'd get bourbon on her lip.

I picked her up, I laid her down
Her golden hair lay all around.
And now I have a mother-in-law
And thirteen kids who call me paw.

The moral of this little joke:
Instead of bourbon drink a coke!
I want to be an airborne ranger
Livin the life of guts and danger...
etc.

"Here's a good specimen of my own wisdom. Something is so, except when it isn't so."

Charles Fort, commenting on the many contradictions of astronomy

[NickDG 23]

>>I don't know what I been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
I think that one goes:

I don't know BUT I've been told . . .

NickD

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

Dunno, I was never to boot camp... but I've been told...


My chest it out
My belt is tight
My balls are swingin' from left to right

[jtval 0]

I can tell you've never been to boot camp.

All I know is that when I went through my balls were sticking to my leg. It would have been a great relief if they swung.


BATWINGS!

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[GaVak 0]

One along the line of "Jodi's got your girl and gone"..

And I wonder,
What she's cooking now,
And I wonder,
If he's eating it well,
While I work,
All day,
And train all night,
In a different world.

And I wonder,
What she's doing now,
And I wonder,
If she's doing him well.
While I work,
All day,
And train all night,
In a different world.

...

Life doesn't need reasons, just participants.

D.S.#21

[davjohns 1]

The war broke out on the 5th of May
They told us to do it the Army way
And if we do, remember please
A Soldier needs no sympathy

So hello, hello infantry
Queen of battle follow me
A Soldier's life is the life for me
So hello, hello infantry

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[GaVak 0]

My recruiter said to me,
Say what you wanna be,
I wanna be lean,
I wanna be mean,
A US ARMY fighting machine.
...
82nd
Patch on my shoulder
pick up your chute and follow me
air assault infrantry

10th mountain
patch on my shoulder
pick up your ruck and follow me
mountain infantry

101
patch on my shoulder
pick up your weapon and follow me
airborne infantry

...

More PT Drill Sargent -- We like it, We love it, We want some more of it - make it hurt Drill Sargent, make it hurt.

Life doesn't need reasons, just participants.

D.S.#21

[theonlyski 3]

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My recruiter said to me,
Say what you wanna be,
I wanna be lean,
I wanna be mean,
A US ARMY fighting machine.
...
82nd
Patch on my shoulder
pick up your chute and follow me
air assault infrantry

10th mountain
patch on my shoulder
pick up your ruck and follow me
mountain infantry

101
patch on my shoulder
pick up your weapon and follow me
airborne infantry

...

More PT Drill Sergeant -- We like it, We love it, We want some more of it - make it hurt Drill Sergeant, make it hurt.

101
Patch on my shoulder
Pick up your ropes and follow me
Air Assault Infantry


Airborne, Airborne all the way
Airborne, Airborne every day
We like it here, we love it here
We finally found a home
A home, a home
A home away from home

Try sayin that 3 times fast at a full fucking sprint...

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[OverTech 0]

Any time we wanted to get out of singing cadence, we would use this one:

Eat, Bite, Suck, Fuck,
Gobble, Nibble, Chew.
Nipple, Bosom, Hair-Pie,
Finger, Fuck, Screw.

Moose piss, Cat-pud,
Orangutan tit,
Sheep pussy, Camel crotch,
A big lion shit.


One of our instructors at AIT loved that one and taught it to us. But they rarely let anyone get past the first couple of lines before calling on someone else to call cadence...

- Dave

[shward 0]

My grandaddy was a horse marine.
He was born wearin' OD green.
Ate his steaks eight inches thick,
Picked his teeth with a guidon stick.
My grandmamma was a good little lass,
Big ole boobs and nice fat ass.
Grandaddy never was much of a prick,
She made him happy by suckin' his dick.
Grandaddy love to fight and fuck,
grandmamma prefered just to fuck.
Now we know the answer to,
just why granddaddy was so cool.

Life is short, eat more bacon, have more sex and jump anytime you can!!

[popsjumper 2]

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One along the line of "Jodi's got your girl and gone"..

Ain't no use in lookin' back
Jody's driving your Cadillac
One two!
Three Four!
One, two, three, four
One Two...THREE FOUR!

Ain't no use in usin' the phone
Jody's givin' your girl a bone.
One two!
Three Four!
One, two, three, four

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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