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...enter the Sharktopus :D:S

Is there no imagination/creativity left in Hollywood? This movie is beyond...bad. The only movie that can possibly give it a run for its money is Boa vs. Python :D:S:D



Clearly you've never seen mega shark vs giant octopus(or maybe its giant shark vs mega octopus) or mega piranha(these fuckers apparently have nitroglycerine in their blood because they blow up when they jump into buildings) and a list of other horrific movies based on giant animals. But I have to admit that sharktopus is going to truly be a blockbuster. I bet they have some awesome a list actors in it too.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride!

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Is there no imagination/creativity left in Hollywood?



It's all about the money. I seriously think they sit around a table and do a dutch auction:

"I can make a movie for $5,000."
"I can make a movie for $4,500."
"I can make a movie for $4,250."

At the point that the bidding stops, that's who gets to make the movie. SyFy then adds a cheesy soundtrack for $49.99 from some starving musicians, and they've just filled a 2-hour slot that they can sell $50,000 of advertising.
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