Speaking of killing kittens....

[iluvtofly 0]

how many of you have killed a kitten/puppy while at work? You know how it is, you're having a really bad day, or you've read some really raunchy posts on dz.com so you feel it necessary to dissapear into the bathroom a for a few minutes.

[kasch 0]

maybe once.....or twice.....

and there have been the texting of pics involved now that i think about

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[Misternatural 0]

I am already blind and my hairy palms don't allow me to read the braille on the wall to even find the goddam bathroom.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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[d_squared431 0]

Do you have a hidden camera and are watching me today?

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[iluvtofly 0]

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Do you have a hidden camera and are watching me today?

Damn it...you found out.

[kasch 0]

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Damn it...you found out.

start a pay site. and give me the url pls!

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[turtlespeed 212]

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how many of you have killed a kitten/puppy while at work? You know how it is, you're having a really bad day, or you've read some really raunchy posts on dz.com so you feel it necessary to dissapear into the bathroom a for a few minutes.

That was a pre registration requirement when I signed up here.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[wildcard451 0]

Nope. But I've fucked/gotten blown at work. Makes for a better shift.

[iluvtofly 0]

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Nope. But I've fucked/gotten blown at work. Makes for a better shift.

I would imagine so.

[kasch 0]

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Nope. But I've fucked/gotten blown at work. Makes for a better shift.

agreed! my former boss called me in to talk about an account one day, she lied. she blew my.... mind instead

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[d_squared431 0]

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Nope. But I've fucked/gotten blown at work. Makes for a better shift.

agreed! my former boss called me in to talk about an account one day, she lied. she blew my.... mind instead

I bet you got to get off early that day....

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[Bolas 5]

In the office? No.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[iluvtofly 0]

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In the office? No.

You work from home...so god only knows what you do while at work.

[Misternatural 0]

>Makes for a better shift.

wait...you're a doctor.. that means those sit coms are true!.... either that or people need a chaperone while under anesthesia.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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[Heatmiser 0]

Hell, I'm at work and I'm killing a kitten right now...

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[BillyVance 34]

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Nope. But I've fucked/gotten blown at work. Makes for a better shift.

Well for Gods sake, please don't bang a nurse in the x-ray booth when a patient is on the x-ray table.

(from Manswers' 1000 ways to die)

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Misternatural 0]

>Well for Gods sake, please don't bang a nurse in the x-ray booth when a patient is on the x-ray table.

see I think the patient is always somehow in on the action.
but I am not getting an answer on this

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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[d_squared431 0]

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>Well for Gods sake, please don't bang a nurse in the x-ray booth when a patient is on the x-ray table.

see I think the patient is always somehow in on the action.
but I am not getting an answer on this

There is a reason patients are in the office and no one wants to mess with their cooties..

It is usually staff members playing with medical equipment with one another...

Not that I know anything about that...

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[kasch 0]

i'd like to hear more about these recreational medical stories. pray tell?

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[d_squared431 0]

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i'd like to hear more about these recreational medical stories. pray tell?

you didn't think the medical equipment is used to treat patients did you?

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[kasch 0]

next time the doctor touches me with a stethoscope my skins going to crawl

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[hcsvader 1]

Nope not at work, but I did have one job where I lived a block away from the shop. I would go home for lunch (dinner, worked afternoons) almost everyday. Sometimes My GF would meet up with me. I wasn't usually very productive for the rest of the shift.

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[ryoder 1,384]

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i'd like to hear more about these recreational medical stories. pray tell?

I worked in a hospital for a number of years.
It happens.
And that is all I'm saying.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[micduran 0]

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In the office? No.

You work from home...so god only knows what you do while at work.

One of the best bonuses of working from home.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[Misternatural 0]

hahahha
>It is usually staff members playing with medical equipment with one another.

well that's a relief

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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