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Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.



Man who lose key to girl friends apartment brobably not get new key.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.



Man who lose key to girl friends apartment brobably not get new key.



I got a new key...

Found the old one... had to hide it so I didn't get caught with it.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Confucius say...

A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.

Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.

It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

A gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all

A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.

Prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you.

At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.

Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

Deaf people have phone sex by fax.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot unsanitary
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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