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turtlespeed

I have decided to change . . .

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. . . i will no longer even consider trying to date a woman larger than a size 8.

I have come to this conclusion because I see how well it has worked out for Shah.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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When I read that title I thought maybe you were finally going to get that sex change you've always been wanting. :ph34r:



That is Divot . . Not Turtle.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I have to warn you against this: Small women may be cute, but they're also loud and bossy to compensate for their small size.

We are, however, great cooks, and are good at cleaning houses and repairing jumpsuits.

:)
Just what I know from my experience with them.

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

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. . . i will no longer even consider trying to date a woman larger than a size 8.

I have come to this conclusion because I see how well it has worked out for Shah.



Well, I for one love how everyone hates on Shah for this. I dated a size 10-12 in college and my current gf is a 4-6. I can definitely say I enjoy this version much better. Could also be the lack of crazy in comparison, but the overall, to me, she is much more asthetically pleasing. Looks better on video/stills too...;)

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Damn, I guess we'll always be just friends. [:/]



Ouch.[:/]


You're making the assumption that she felt differently BEFORE you made the thread... :)


We all KNOW she did . . . :)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Yeah, right, a turtle can't change his spots.

I bet you ride mo-peds in secret too!

:P



If you meant moooo-peds, I think you're talking about lisah
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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