Hey Shah, could you give Ralffers some advice in the women's forum?

[cocheese 0]

Or here if you don't want to go there.

You're counting on you man. Set the kid straight on how to find a woman. Thanks Bro.

[BIGUN 1,050]

Ya know... I read Rallfer's thread and had about a hundred one-liners pass through my head. And, then I remembered the rule about one-liners in the Womens' forum "sticky" (I just love that line) and thought to myself... Does the rule about one-liners apply to men answering women in the Womens' Forum only or does it apply to men answering men with one-liners in the Womens' forum also?

Now that we're in BF:

1. If you have to go to a Womens' forum to ask them how come they are so complicated; won't you wind up with a complicated answer?
2. Maybe It's not that "hard."
3. Have you considered going gay? How complicated is that?

Now, go have a drink.. get laid, keep it simple and uncomplicated. Trust me... It's WAY better that way.

I'm on a roll... BARKEEP!! Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!!

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[virgin-burner 1]

thanks for pointing me in that direction; it's gonna be a fun night!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[wmw999 2,116]

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1. If you have to go to a Womens' forum to ask them how come they are so complicated; won't you wind up with a complicated answer?

That's a nugget right there

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[skymama 35]

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Hey Shah, could you give Rallfers some advice in the women's forum?

Better yet, send a pm.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[happythoughts 0]

Asking women to help you understand women ?

[turtlespeed 212]

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Asking women to help you understand women ?

Dude that is like asking Alien to help you understand Predator.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[RALFFERS 0]

Jeff, damn you. Fucker...

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[cocheese 0]

You should ask the women about pillows.

[JohnMitchell 14]

If you didn't want us to laugh, you shouldn't have posted all that on DZ.com.

Hey, about women? The good ones all want the same thing, to be loved and respected. Kind of what we all want. Any other questions while you have me?

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If you didn't want us to laugh, you shouldn't have posted all that on DZ.com.

I'm laughing just the same.

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[d_squared431 0]

When I read his post in there I was thinking the same thing...

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
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Asking women to help you understand women ?

I'm sure it has been said before, you never ask one girl with help understanding another. Bad things will happen and you will get next to no information of any real value.
Why? Who knows?
But we all have done it in the past.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[shah269 0]

You know.....who am I to say anything?
I've asked the ladies here a few questions myself and the responses I got ranged from the acidic to the down right rude.
I think the last one was me not thinking a Yoga studio was a good place to spark up a conversation.
I wish this Rallfers good luck for getting an honest answer here....good luck.
And getting one in the real world? About the same actually.
So to what ever his question, go with your gut feeling.
What ever that may be.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[cocheese 0]

Dude, I'm going to suggest Ralffers try for a size 8 or smaller. He doesn't need some size 17 woman putting his spine out of place. Poor wittle Ralffers.

[RALFFERS 0]

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Dude, I'm going to suggest Ralffers try for a size 8 or smaller. He doesn't need some size 17 woman putting his spine out of place. Poor wittle Ralffers.

You speaking from experience, Jeff?

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"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

[cocheese 0]

Yes. Yes I am.

Remember kids, size matters.

[RALFFERS 0]

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Yes. Yes I am.

Remember kids, size matters.

Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of