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10000 what? I hope you don't mean posts, you have 900 to go.:P



LMAO

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA



HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA
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I used to skydive with an ol' kid who would ask that of waitresses in beer joints. Of all the times he asked that, I never saw him get slapped. Then too, I never saw one of the waitresses grab his groin, either.:D


Chuck



Hell, you just had to have been there at the restaurant when skinnyshrek pulled his junk out and his wife was holding it while a buddy snapped a pic on his phone and was gonna send it to Hans' phone at the other end of the table, and the waitress comes up to shrek and he's got that big ass grin on his face, everybody on that end busts out laughing and Hans' going WTF is going on there? Yeah, I wish I'd been there too. :D:D:D
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I used to skydive with an ol' kid who would ask that of waitresses in beer joints. Of all the times he asked that, I never saw him get slapped. Then too, I never saw one of the waitresses grab his groin, either.:D



Thank you. I will try this now. :D
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I used to skydive with an ol' kid who would ask that of waitresses in beer joints. Of all the times he asked that, I never saw him get slapped. Then too, I never saw one of the waitresses grab his groin, either.:D


Chuck



Hell, you just had to have been there at the restaurant when skinnyshrek pulled his junk out and his wife was holding it while a buddy snapped a pic on his phone and was gonna send it to Hans' phone at the other end of the table, and the waitress comes up to shrek and he's got that big ass grin on his face, everybody on that end busts out laughing and Hans' going WTF is going on there? Yeah, I wish I'd been there too. :D:D:D


Wanted to give him a hand?
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I used to skydive with an ol' kid who would ask that of waitresses in beer joints. Of all the times he asked that, I never saw him get slapped. Then too, I never saw one of the waitresses grab his groin, either.:D


Chuck



Hell, you just had to have been there at the restaurant when skinnyshrek pulled his junk out and his wife was holding it while a buddy snapped a pic on his phone and was gonna send it to Hans' phone at the other end of the table, and the waitress comes up to shrek and he's got that big ass grin on his face, everybody on that end busts out laughing and Hans' going WTF is going on there? Yeah, I wish I'd been there too. :D:D:D


That's pretty ballsy! :D what a crazy guy!


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I used to skydive with an ol' kid who would ask that of waitresses in beer joints. Of all the times he asked that, I never saw him get slapped. Then too, I never saw one of the waitresses grab his groin, either.:D



Thank you. I will try this now. :D


It was pretty funny. He'd say it with a fake British accent... it was pretty funny.


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