skymama 35 #1 September 17, 2010 This is the entire message: "Quit playing with your goddamn pussy and call me". Anyone who knows who my friends are in DeLand will probably know who left that! Anyone else have any strange messages they want to share?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #2 September 17, 2010 Priceless! Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 September 17, 2010 Yup.... "Where are you? We NEEEEED you for this 3 way!!" Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #4 September 17, 2010 Ya gotta love skydiversUh - so did ya stop and call him back??? "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #5 September 17, 2010 Quote Uh - so did ya stop and call him back??? No. I was busy. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Uh - so did ya stop and call him back??? No. I was busy. Thank you for that . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #7 September 17, 2010 Damn. You should have called MEEEEE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #8 September 17, 2010 mama needs one of these (see pic) for double hands-free pussy play AND telephone conversation AT THE SAME TIME! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #9 September 17, 2010 You have no idea!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 September 17, 2010 Quote You have no idea!!! I have several I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 September 17, 2010 Quote This is the entire message: "Quit playing with your goddamn pussy and call me". Anyone who knows who my friends are in DeLand will probably know who left that! Anyone else have any strange messages they want to share? Sounds like something skinnyshrek would have said, but with a British accented cuss word. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #12 September 17, 2010 I got a picture sent, once, of another skydiver's penis. It wasn't intended for me, sent accidentally. He was pretty embarrassed that I had gotten his picture. I posted it here a while back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #13 September 17, 2010 Quote mama needs one of these (see pic) for double hands-free pussy play AND telephone conversation AT THE SAME TIME! all she would need next is a 900 number. 1-900-soccermom?Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #14 September 17, 2010 QuoteI got a picture sent, once, of another skydiver's penis. It wasn't intended for me, sent accidentally. He was pretty embarrassed that I had gotten his picture. I posted it here a while back.I recieved a picture of a dz.commers nuts painted gold... along with several others on the old dz.com dd list... that was a little disturbing but not entirely unexpected since he informed us he would be doing it...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #15 September 17, 2010 QuoteQuoteI got a picture sent, once, of another skydiver's penis. It wasn't intended for me, sent accidentally. He was pretty embarrassed that I had gotten his picture. I posted it here a while back.I recieved a picture of a dz.commers nuts painted gold... along with several others on the old dz.com dd list... that was a little disturbing but not entirely unexpected since he informed us he would be doing it... I miss the old DD list. And I remember when Broke did that to his nuts. I was the first person he sent the pics to. I immediately called him up and laughed at him for being such a dumbass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #16 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I got a picture sent, once, of another skydiver's penis. It wasn't intended for me, sent accidentally. He was pretty embarrassed that I had gotten his picture. I posted it here a while back. I recieved a picture of a dz.commers nuts painted gold... along with several others on the old dz.com dd list... that was a little disturbing but not entirely unexpected since he informed us he would be doing it... I miss the old DD list. And I remember when Broke did that to his nuts. I was the first person he sent the pics to. I immediately called him up and laughed at him for being such a dumbass. I do not want to claim i was first or 2nd or even third receiving that pic. I just know i lmao cause he called prior to doing it. Never thought he would paint his little buddies gold. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #17 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote mama needs one of these (see pic) for double hands-free pussy play AND telephone conversation AT THE SAME TIME! all she would need next is a 900 number. 1-900-soccermom? No! 1-900-sky-mama DUH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote mama needs one of these (see pic) for double hands-free pussy play AND telephone conversation AT THE SAME TIME! all she would need next is a 900 number. 1-900-soccermom? No! 1-900-sky-mama DUH! There can be multiple lines. 1-800-Hotness would be for the naughtier nights. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote mama needs one of these (see pic) for double hands-free pussy play AND telephone conversation AT THE SAME TIME! all she would need next is a 900 number. 1-900-soccermom? Too many digits. Her screen name is perfect. 1-900-skymama. Ah well, already beaten to it..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #20 September 17, 2010 Not half as funny as yours but I did get the following a few weeks ago: "hey you, it's me-call me back!" The number was "private" and I have no idea who it was!! Maybe it was just a prank call "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #21 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I got a picture sent, once, of another skydiver's penis. It wasn't intended for me, sent accidentally. He was pretty embarrassed that I had gotten his picture. I posted it here a while back. I recieved a picture of a dz.commers nuts painted gold... along with several others on the old dz.com dd list... that was a little disturbing but not entirely unexpected since he informed us he would be doing it... I miss the old DD list. And I remember when Broke did that to his nuts. I was the first person he sent the pics to. I immediately called him up and laughed at him for being such a dumbass. I do not want to claim i was first or 2nd or even third receiving that pic. I just know i lmao cause he called prior to doing it. Never thought he would paint his little buddies gold. That thread is around here somewhere, for the people who haven't seen it... Clicky"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #22 September 17, 2010 Quote Not half as funny as yours but I did get the following a few weeks ago: "hey you, it's me-call me back!" The number was "private" and I have no idea who it was!! Maybe it was just a prank call Even if I know who it was that called, I probably wouldn't return the call because they said that. If its important they'll call back or text."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #23 September 17, 2010 Quote Not half as funny as yours but I did get the following a few weeks ago: "hey you, it's me-call me back!" The number was "private" and I have no idea who it was!! Maybe it was just a prank call And you still haven't called me!!??! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
