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shermanator

i went to the dr. yesterday

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SO I went in to the dr. yesterday, for a checkup, and he told me I need to quit masturbating. I was embarrassed but still mustered up the courage to ask him why. He then proceeded to tell me "so I can examine you" DOH!!



Did they figure out who the father was?
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The Doctor told me I was overweight. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, "OK, you're ugly too."
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