iluvtofly 0 #1 September 16, 2010 How many booty call options do you have? If you're married then it's a guaranteed at least 1. If one is sick or out of town then you need to have other options. So just how lucky of a person are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #2 September 16, 2010 4-6 i've tried, things just get complicated and its soooo time consuming. 1-3 is just right imoSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #3 September 16, 2010 Hello Thursday.... have fun. Edited to add: I'm in the 1-3 category, with a very aggressive wannabe 4 and 5 (one of which is engaged to be married! ). Not that I take advantage of this all that often anyways... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 September 16, 2010 I have none ....... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #5 September 16, 2010 Quote I have none ....... Something tells me your PM box is now filling up with offers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 September 16, 2010 Quote Quote I have none ....... Something tells me your PM box is now filling up with offers. Nope, I am not a size 8, I drive a subaru outback, dont wear designer clothes, and I am a little league mom not a soccer mom...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #7 September 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I have none ....... Something tells me your PM box is now filling up with offers. Nope, I am not a size 8, I drive a subaru outback, dont wear designer clothes, and I am a little league mom not a soccer mom... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #8 September 16, 2010 I have a few open offers. I think it's that naughty soccer mom thing that's the draw. I'm really quite boring in real life. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #9 September 16, 2010 Quote I have a few open offers. I think it's that naughty soccer mom thing that's the draw. I'm really quite boring in real life. Need I bring attention to that fact that there's video of you riding the mechnical bull at Fitzgerald this year? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #10 September 16, 2010 Quote Need I bring attention to that fact that there's video of you riding the mechnical bull at Fitzgerald this year? WTH? I've never seen that video! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #11 September 16, 2010 Quote Quote Need I bring attention to that fact that there's video of you riding the mechnical bull at Fitzgerald this year? WTH? I've never seen that video! I have. Edit to add: Even if there wasn't video enough people from dz.com saw you on it that there's no denying it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #12 September 16, 2010 Quote Even if there wasn't video enough people from dz.com saw you on it that there's no denying it. Oh, I don't deny that I was on the bull (and it wasn't sexy at all, I got thrown pretty quickly! ). I just don't like the thought of there being videos of me out there that I don't even know about. Sure takes the fun out of having fun at a boogie. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 September 16, 2010 Zilch Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #14 September 16, 2010 Correction!!! There is no video...I was mistaken. My appologies to the wonderful skymama. Didn't mean to scare you like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #15 September 16, 2010 Quote I have none ....... want one? subaru owners are hawt! Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,362 #16 September 16, 2010 Quote Zilch Wot 'appened to scuba guy?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 September 16, 2010 Quote Quote Zilch Wot 'appened to scuba guy? He's not a booty call!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #18 September 16, 2010 Quote Zilch None that you know of.I'm sure there's a lot of eligible guys in lust with you. They're just to shy to speak up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #19 September 16, 2010 Quote I think it's that naughty soccer mom thing that's the draw. Soccer Mom?So one of 'em is Shah? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #20 September 16, 2010 Quote Wot 'appened to scuba guy? He's not a booty call!!! I hear scuba guys like to go down...Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #21 September 16, 2010 Quote Quote Wot 'appened to scuba guy? He's not a booty call!!! I hear scuba guys like to go down... Bu dump ching Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
absane 0 #22 September 16, 2010 I have 1... but, I do not want it (eww). So, I voted zero Don't forget to pull! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #23 September 16, 2010 I have one regular and a couple others I haven't used in a long time, but I'm sure would be willing and able if I contacted them. I just don't because the regular is that good. I actually missed out last night because I was in bed and asleep by 9:00 because of this cold I've been battling for over a week now. I slept through his text. Stupid cold Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 September 16, 2010 QuoteHow many booty call options do you have? If you're married then it's a guaranteed at least 1. If one is sick or out of town then you need to have other options. So just how lucky of a person are you? BOOBIES! Shit . . . that was fun typing that!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #25 September 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Zilch Wot 'appened to scuba guy? He's not a booty call!!! You're right... 'Dive Buddy' sounds SO much better."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites