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Does skydiving make you horny?

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I got horny a few times in the plane when we were loading. I'd sit on the floor and then some girl would sit in front of me, smooshing her ass right in my crotch, unintentionally of course. I usually had to shift a bit to ease back and give myself a little room. :$



You could just get her attention and talk about the first thing that popped up.


What would I say to her? "Excuse me miss, could you shift a bit forward? Because if you don't, I'm gonna be on the verge of exploding in my jumpsuit!"

:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I got horny a few times in the plane when we were loading. I'd sit on the floor and then some girl would sit in front of me, smooshing her ass right in my crotch, unintentionally of course. I usually had to shift a bit to ease back and give myself a little room. :$



You could just get her attention and talk about the first thing that popped up.


What would I say to her? "Excuse me miss, could you shift a bit forward? Because if you don't, I'm gonna be on the verge of exploding in my jumpsuit!"

:D


You don't say a thing . . .

You just moan a little.:ph34r::D:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I got horny a few times in the plane when we were loading. I'd sit on the floor and then some girl would sit in front of me, smooshing her ass right in my crotch, unintentionally of course. I usually had to shift a bit to ease back and give myself a little room. :$



You could just get her attention and talk about the first thing that popped up.


What would I say to her? "Excuse me miss, could you shift a bit forward? Because if you don't, I'm gonna be on the verge of exploding in my jumpsuit!"

:D


You don't say a thing . . .

You just moan a little.:ph34r::D:D:D


Yeah, and reach forward to grab her boobs and hump her...

Yeah, that'll go over well I'm sure. :D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I got horny a few times in the plane when we were loading. I'd sit on the floor and then some girl would sit in front of me, smooshing her ass right in my crotch, unintentionally of course. I usually had to shift a bit to ease back and give myself a little room. :$



You could just get her attention and talk about the first thing that popped up.


What would I say to her? "Excuse me miss, could you shift a bit forward? Because if you don't, I'm gonna be on the verge of exploding in my jumpsuit!"

:D


You don't say a thing . . .

You just moan a little.:ph34r::D:D:D


Yeah, and reach forward to grab her boobs and hump her...

Yeah, that'll go over well I'm sure. :D:D


If you are on the right skyvan . . . it doesn't matter.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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