theonlyski 3 #26 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Oh the math is out the window.... I lost count... Gotta be getting close tho If you aren't already, that is... Well considering Ive seen my GYN about 27 times in the last three weeks, Im pretty sure I would know if Im preggers by now... Gimme two weeks and I'll let you know if we've got a baby Stalder on the way. Princess is letting you keep your name? Well... no... but itll be a stalder baby until we set a damn date. Jeez louise this wedding crap is absolutely ridiculous. HOW in the world to ladies plan a weddding for 1-3 years?!! I mean really, I would like to know.... Yall need to have a good old fashion Alabama wedding... Requires a couple dozen cases of PBR or Budweiser, a shotgun (which, I believe yall already have) and a drunk hillbilly named bubba to do the ceremony. And if they are worried about a mini princess, there may well be a few shotguns present as well. Rather have a whole bunch of shotguns than a whole bunch of rusty coathangers. They will mess up all the suits!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #27 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Oh the math is out the window.... I lost count... Gotta be getting close tho If you aren't already, that is... Well considering Ive seen my GYN about 27 times in the last three weeks, Im pretty sure I would know if Im preggers by now... Gimme two weeks and I'll let you know if we've got a baby Stalder on the way. Princess is letting you keep your name? Well... no... but itll be a stalder baby until we set a damn date. Jeez louise this wedding crap is absolutely ridiculous. HOW in the world to ladies plan a weddding for 1-3 years?!! I mean really, I would like to know.... Yall need to have a good old fashion Alabama wedding... Requires a couple dozen cases of PBR or Budweiser, a shotgun (which, I believe yall already have) and a drunk hillbilly named bubba to do the ceremony. Nah, all you need is Cap'n Cuervo (he's an ordained minister) a few friends and do it at the beach. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #28 September 17, 2010 Quote Nah, all you need is Cap'n Cuervo (he's an ordained minister) a few friends and do it at the beach. Funny you should say that... that was her idea!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #29 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Oh the math is out the window.... I lost count... Gotta be getting close tho If you aren't already, that is... Well considering Ive seen my GYN about 27 times in the last three weeks, Im pretty sure I would know if Im preggers by now... Gimme two weeks and I'll let you know if we've got a baby Stalder on the way. Princess is letting you keep your name? Well... no... but itll be a stalder baby until we set a damn date. Jeez louise this wedding crap is absolutely ridiculous. HOW in the world to ladies plan a weddding for 1-3 years?!! I mean really, I would like to know.... Yall need to have a good old fashion Alabama wedding... Requires a couple dozen cases of PBR or Budweiser, a shotgun (which, I believe yall already have) and a drunk hillbilly named bubba to do the ceremony. And if they are worried about a mini princess, there may well be a few shotguns present as well. Rather have a whole bunch of shotguns than a whole bunch of rusty coathangers. They will mess up all the suits! Well - if you call overalls suits . . . I guess it might.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #30 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Nah, all you need is Cap'n Cuervo (he's an ordained minister) a few friends and do it at the beach. Funny you should say that... that was her idea! I love Cap'n Jimbo. One of the best guys I've ever met and known in this sport. Would give the shirt off his back to help you. Lots of good times with him back in the day. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #31 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Oh the math is out the window.... I lost count... Gotta be getting close tho If you aren't already, that is... Well considering Ive seen my GYN about 27 times in the last three weeks, Im pretty sure I would know if Im preggers by now... Gimme two weeks and I'll let you know if we've got a baby Stalder on the way. Princess is letting you keep your name? Well... no... but itll be a stalder baby until we set a damn date. Jeez louise this wedding crap is absolutely ridiculous. HOW in the world to ladies plan a weddding for 1-3 years?!! I mean really, I would like to know.... Yall need to have a good old fashion Alabama wedding... Requires a couple dozen cases of PBR or Budweiser, a shotgun (which, I believe yall already have) and a drunk hillbilly named bubba to do the ceremony. Nah, all you need is Cap'n Cuervo (he's an ordained minister) a few friends and do it at the beach. NOW I find out Cuervo is a minister! Turtle did offer... I think he counts as an alabama bubba.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #32 September 17, 2010 Wow, I'm either the only person to actually experience the Shut-Off or I am the only one who will actually write about it. Seems like it is pretty common according to people I talk to."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #33 September 17, 2010 QuoteWow, I'm either the only person to actually experience the Shut-Off or I am the only one who will actually write about it. Seems like it is pretty common according to people I talk to. Greatest chemical substance known to prohibit sex in a marriage: Wedding Cake.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #34 September 17, 2010 This brings to mind the "Does skydiving make you horny?" thread. For some people, it's "I don't remember". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigitalDave 0 #35 September 17, 2010 I've been married for 21 years and I won't say I've been shut off, but at some point it changed from doing it when I wanted (daily), to doing only when she wants it (roughly bi-weekly). I think that happened at about the 5 year mark. I know some females who consider it their duty to keep their husband satisfied that way .. and others (like my wife) who will only do it if she's actually into it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #36 September 17, 2010 Quote I've been married for 21 years and I won't say I've been shut off, but at some point it changed from doing it when I wanted (daily), to doing only when she wants it (roughly bi-weekly). I think that happened at about the 5 year mark. I know some females who consider it their duty to keep their husband satisfied that way .. and others (like my wife) who will only do it if she's actually into it. Isn't that the premise? Aren't you supposed to be into it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #37 September 17, 2010 About 2 - 3 years after signing the damn piece of shit paper ... though, there was an explanation - he was f*%$ing everyone but me ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #38 September 17, 2010 QuoteWow, I'm either the only person to actually experience the Shut-Off or I am the only one who will actually write about it. Seems like it is pretty common according to people I talk to. It's pretty common ... most married people won't admit to it ... their marriage is always perfect ... and "superior" to everyone else's marriage. How do I know? I've been there ... 10 years!!!! O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #39 September 17, 2010 Quote It's pretty common ... most married people won't admit to it ... their marriage is always perfect ... and "superior" to everyone else's marriage. How do I know? I've been there ... 10 years!!!! O Married people may not talk about it but divorced people usually will. Blah, if I waited until she was into it I would have been waiting forever. That woman was like a camel in the desert. I lasted 15 years but only because there were kids involved."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #40 September 18, 2010 Been married for 3 years (were together 7 years before the ceremony). Sex just keeps getting better - for both of us. I'll 'get ready' for him and he LOVES helping me (if ya know what I mean ). We still truly enjoy sex with each other, tell each other our fantasies and try to accommodate the other's needs...as outlandish as they sometimes might be. Not having kids probably helps this along though. I wonder if you made a survey that added in kids, if that would show you the 'shut-off' point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,114 #41 September 18, 2010 Yeah, sometimes getting cut off coincides with the foreplay being the 5 goal-oriented minutes before sex, instead of a more significant period of playful fun. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,619 #42 September 18, 2010 Quote Yeah, sometimes getting cut off coincides with the foreplay being the 5 goal-oriented minutes before sex, instead of a more significant period of playful fun. Wendy P. voice of experience? ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #43 September 18, 2010 Quote What do you mean by "Shutting you off"? You mean you've never heard the one about why women smile so much in their wedding photos? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #44 September 18, 2010 Quote Not having kids probably helps this along though. I wonder if you made a survey that added in kids, if that would show you the 'shut-off' point. You gotta have a locking bedroom door and you sometimes have to be quieter than you want. But then there are the times when they all get on the big yellow bus for the day.Back at K-Dub, like Turtle said, did your guy go blind or something? Some guys can be pretty stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #45 September 18, 2010 Quoteit changed from doing it when I wanted (daily), to doing only when she wants it (roughly bi-weekly). I think that happened at about the 5 year mark. Daily? Bi-weekly? The usual progression is: Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #46 September 18, 2010 Quote Quote it changed from doing it when I wanted (daily), to doing only when she wants it (roughly bi-weekly). I think that happened at about the 5 year mark. Daily? Bi-weekly? The usual progression is: Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly Tri what?? See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,114 #47 September 18, 2010 Quote voice of experience? Not recently Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #48 September 19, 2010 Quote Quote What do you mean by "Shutting you off"? You mean you've never heard the one about why women smile so much in their wedding photos? Lucky told me in another thread... the options thread maybe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #49 September 19, 2010 QuoteMarried/divorced guys and girls: how long after the ceremony did it take for your wives/husbands to start shutting you off? If you want to post but don't want it associated with your user name (i.e. you are still married) then you can PM me and I will post it for you. been together 32 years now, hasn;t happened yet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #50 September 19, 2010 26 years. Gotta find the right one, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
