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Thank you guys. We are very happy, and look forward to a long and happy marriage. The only way this couldve been better was at a boogie, out of some aircraft with all of you buttholes there :P




Now, I ask again... where are all the drunk sluts you promised me??


DAAAAAAAAAAAAmn!

All I was promised was pictures!

Honey moon pics - but still - DAAAAAAAmn!


He was supposed to be my mister of honor, his main job being to take care of all the slutty drunken cousins :P

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Thank you guys. We are very happy, and look forward to a long and happy marriage. The only way this couldve been better was at a boogie, out of some aircraft with all of you buttholes there :P




Now, I ask again... where are all the drunk sluts you promised me??


DAAAAAAAAAAAAmn!

All I was promised was pictures!

Honey moon pics - but still - DAAAAAAAmn!


He was supposed to be my mister of honor, his main job being to take care of all the slutty drunken cousins :P


Its a difficult job... but someones gotta do them it.

ETA: Does this mean I'm off the hook for having to wear the dress???
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Copngrats on getting married!!! :)
Now get off the computer and go enjoy your honeymoon.



Thanks! sadly, he's at work [:/] The official honeymoon will likely come over Christmas :)


You should come to Ft Campbell... No chance your family will come ruin it.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Oh we loved our ceremony! We got married at the courthouse by one of the probate judge's secretaries in a room filled with mount deer and antlers.



Antlers from the wedding photo attached.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Thanks! sadly, he's at work [:/] The official honeymoon will likely come over Christmas :)

You know that's 3 months away, right?

I hope you just meant honeymoon, not consumation.:S:D:D

Vskydiver and I didn't really get a honeymoon until after 4 kids and 12 years, so I can't really talk. Hell, every day's a honeymoon if you want it to be. B|

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Thanks! sadly, he's at work [:/] The official honeymoon will likely come over Christmas :)

You know that's 3 months away, right?

I hope you just meant honeymoon, not consumation.:S:D:D

Vskydiver and I didn't really get a honeymoon until after 4 kids and 12 years, so I can't really talk. Hell, every day's a honeymoon if you want it to be. B|


I was married in October, but because of starting a new job several months earlier, didn't go on the honeymoon until May of the following year, but hell, it was worth the wait! One week in Maui! B|
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Thanks! sadly, he's at work [:/] The official honeymoon will likely come over Christmas :)

You know that's 3 months away, right?

I hope you just meant honeymoon, not consumation.:S:D:D

Vskydiver and I didn't really get a honeymoon until after 4 kids and 12 years, so I can't really talk. Hell, every day's a honeymoon if you want it to be. B|


Yes, we're saving consummation for the honeymoon :P:D

In all seriousness, I agree with "everyday is a honeymoon." Just because we arent in some exotic location does not mean we as happy as we can possibly be :)

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