Airline safety brief with hot asian flight attendants

[lost_n_confuzd 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqh8e2KYIrU

She's hot

[theonlyski 3]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqh8e2KYIrU

She's hot

Bet they payed more attention.

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[JohnMitchell 14]

Too bad the guy didn't have an aisle seat. Yep, she's amazingly hot. I love that fresh, athletic look. Wow.
It was even better with the mute button pushed, listening to the Melvins doing Civilized Worm.

[shah269 0]

Remember when Stews were hot!
Those were the days!
The last flight I was on the average of of the average Stew was soemthing like 50+
To which I thought, yeah I'm going to be saving your ass if things hit the fan!
What ever happend to hot sexy Stews!
When did they start hiring leftovers from engineering school?

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[turtlespeed 212]

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Remember when Stews were hot!
Those were the days!
The last flight I was on the average of of the average Stew was soemthing like 50+
To which I thought, yeah I'm going to be saving your ass if things hit the fan!
What ever happend to hot sexy Stews!
When did they start hiring leftovers from engineering school?

They are on the overseas runs.

And they are on flights where you don't get the ticket from expedia or priceline.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[shah269 0]

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They are on the overseas runs.

Been there done that.....NO!
Those are even older birds due to the fact that I think they get paid more and get more hours! So they bump up the old ones on to trans oceanic flights!
I think it's a US thing. Every time I fly with a US based carrier I get crap food, crap seats and oh my god is that Stew sucking on O2 just stay wake!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[turtlespeed 212]

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They are on the overseas runs.

Been there done that.....NO!
Those are even older birds due to the fact that I think they get paid more and get more hours! So they bump up the old ones on to trans oceanic flights!
I think it's a US thing. Every time I fly with a US based carrier I get crap food, crap seats and oh my god is that Stew sucking on O2 just stay wake!

Maybe it's just you.

I find that all the "Stews" tend to be guys. Maybe that is where you go wrong.
Not that there is anything wrong with that kind of lifestyle, if that is what you choose.

I find the female Flight Attendants, more than not, very attractive.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[shah269 0]

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I find the female Flight Attendants, more than not, very attractive.

Brother from what I've seen in the skydiving world, most of you guys find a girl who is bringing you a beer and a burger attractive

For fun check out the old 1970's skywest comercials on youtube!
Those were some hot STEWS!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[turtlespeed 212]

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I find the female Flight Attendants, more than not, very attractive.

Brother from what I've seen in the skydiving world, most of you guys find a girl who is bringing you a beer and a burger attractive

For fun check out the old 1970's skywest comercials on youtube!
Those were some hot STEWS!

Here is your Stews.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[shah269 0]

I was once flying to Finland with my X to see her family. We were flying BA, and it was dudes dudes and yes more dudes! It was much like the Village People. I thought it was a giggle especially when the x wife got into an argument with one regarding something or another.....the way he disarmed her.....I giggled all the way! But boy was she pissed!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[JohnMitchell 14]

Hey Shah, I heard that if you're a straight male flight attendant, you can get all the action you want on layovers.

Of course, it'd be with those flight attendants that you don't really find attractive.

From the flying I've done, it seems many Asian countries still hire flight attendants from the old model; sweet, young and skinny. In the U.S., the unions have done away with most weight and youth requirements for flight attendants. Do I wish they all looked like Vskydiver? Hell yeah, but I don't think it's fair that you can't be a flight attendant just 'cause you add a few pounds and years. Hell, I'd be out of a job.

[shah269 0]

YES!
The Asian airlines have it figured out!
KLM is not bad either!

oh that's why they call it a "layover"

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[JohnMitchell 14]

Okay, so you can be a straight male Asian flight attendant. Heck, David Carradine played Grasshopper. I'm sure you can pull this off if you brush up on your Cantonese and Mandarin.