valcore 0 #1 October 6, 2010 DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY! WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for an (Extremist) Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America ! The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan 30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 October 6, 2010 I can appreciate that. I got my lawn chair and cooler ready to go. You'll have to excuse me, though, if I suddenly get urge to join them.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #3 October 6, 2010 Sounds like the perfect day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 October 6, 2010 Surprised this is still here....I see a SC in it's future! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #5 October 6, 2010 Quote I can appreciate that. I got my lawn chair and cooler ready to go. You'll have to excuse me, though, if I suddenly get urge to join them. The muslim extremists or the naked ladies? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 October 6, 2010 QuoteI can appreciate that. I got my lawn chair and cooler ready to go. You'll have to excuse me, though, if I suddenly get urge to join them. Don't forget to fly your flag proudly on your flagstaff! [url http://www.newyorkflagco.com/product.sc;jsessionid=4FD2F57CCB4794D302F19F15EF5D5D30.qscstrfrnt05?productId=279]You can get some here![url]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 October 6, 2010 i see another nomination for "dumbest post of the week". wow, what a complete crap of BS for an in another way presented, perfectly fitted thread in the bonfire.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 October 6, 2010 Quote i see another nomination for "dumbest post of the week". wow, what a complete crap of BS for an in another way presented, perfectly fitted thread in the bonfire.. Lost in translation.It was sarcasm.Do you need a kotex?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #9 October 6, 2010 nah,,,he's crabby cuz' he has a tiny rig and the World Team hasn't called him up yet....smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #10 October 6, 2010 ROFL, @ the last two post.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 October 6, 2010 i got half your jumps in a tenth of the time spent in the sport of yours.. golfing too much?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 October 6, 2010 Quote i got half your jumps in a tenth of the time spent in the sport of yours.. golfing too much? One word . . . Alprazolam. 'nuff said. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valcore 0 #13 October 6, 2010 Quote Quote i got half your jumps in a tenth of the time spent in the sport of yours.. golfing too much? One word . . . Alprazolam. 'nuff said. Just so you know It works by decreasing abnormal excitement in the brain. The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan 30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 October 6, 2010 Quote Quote Quote i got half your jumps in a tenth of the time spent in the sport of yours.. golfing too much? One word . . . Alprazolam. 'nuff said. Just so you know It works by decreasing abnormal excitement in the brain. Does it help with 12 oz curls?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #15 October 6, 2010 Quote i got half your jumps in a tenth of the time spent in the sport of yours.. golfing too much? I can't say "HUH?" in big enough letters on this forum's format.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 October 6, 2010 Quote Quote I can appreciate that. I got my lawn chair and cooler ready to go. You'll have to excuse me, though, if I suddenly get urge to join them. The or the naked ladies? If Muslim extremists have naked ladies, I'm all for it!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 October 6, 2010 QuoteQuoteI can appreciate that. I got my lawn chair and cooler ready to go. You'll have to excuse me, though, if I suddenly get urge to join them. Don't forget to fly your flag proudly on your flagstaff! http://www.newyorkflagco.com/product.sc;jsessionid=4FD2F57CCB4794D302F19F15EF5D5D30.qscstrfrnt05?productId=279]You can get some here! Sorry. I'm conservative. Staffloading is too high.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 October 6, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I can appreciate that. I got my lawn chair and cooler ready to go. You'll have to excuse me, though, if I suddenly get urge to join them. Don't forget to fly your flag proudly on your flagstaff! http://www.newyorkflagco.com/product.sc;jsessionid=4FD2F57CCB4794D302F19F15EF5D5D30.qscstrfrnt05?productId=279]You can get some here! Sorry. I'm conservative. Staffloading is too high. Nice recovery!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agentsmith413 0 #19 October 7, 2010 Quote i got half your jumps in a tenth of the time spent in the sport of yours.. golfing too much? Are you proud of yourself now? Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSHusky 0 #20 October 7, 2010 I live in military housing. I doubt there is any non patriotic peeps here. Perhaps if I went to your neighborhood...? I am all about doing my patriotic duty, even if that means my husband Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
