d_squared431 0 #1 October 8, 2010 I see something out of the corner of my eye. My first thought was mouse. It wasnt a mouse it was a giant spider. OMG i HATE spiders! I swear it was the size of my hand. Here I am looking for something to throw or spray at it and the only think i can find was a can of lysol disinfectant spray. You'd think that would phase that giant ass spider but NOOOOO...not one damn bit. I bet it is just waiting to make its move now. I will probably be mid pee in the bathroom when it will crawl under the door. I wouldn't mind if that happened to my coworker though...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 October 8, 2010 We ran into a few bugs in Utah last week....they turned out to be harmless! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/Redbull%20Rampage/234.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 October 8, 2010 Quote I see something out of the corner of my eye. My first thought was mouse. It wasnt a mouse it was a giant spider. OMG i HATE spiders! I swear it was the size of my hand. Here I am looking for something to throw or spray at it and the only think i can find was a can of lysol disinfectant spray. You'd think that would phase that giant ass spider but NOOOOO...not one damn bit. I bet it is just waiting to make its move now. I will probably be mid pee in the bathroom when it will crawl under the door.I wouldn't mind if that happened to my coworker though... Just trap it in a jar and put it outside where it can eat all the skeeters.. and sabre-tooth gnats.. and chiggers.... do it for YOU.... so the ones who actually DO bite you.. die a horrible living death as the spider injects its digestive fluids into it then sucks out the goo from the exoskeleton of its prey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #4 October 8, 2010 Quote I see something out of the corner of my eye. My first thought was mouse. It wasnt a mouse it was a giant spider. OMG i HATE spiders! I swear it was the size of my hand. Here I am looking for something to throw or spray at it and the only think i can find was a can of lysol disinfectant spray. You'd think that would phase that giant ass spider but NOOOOO...not one damn bit. I bet it is just waiting to make its move now. I will probably be mid pee in the bathroom when it will crawl under the door.I wouldn't mind if that happened to my coworker though... Dont be hurting poor cool spider! Spiders = good NO HURT SPIDER __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 October 8, 2010 Quote Quote I see something out of the corner of my eye. My first thought was mouse. It wasnt a mouse it was a giant spider. OMG i HATE spiders! I swear it was the size of my hand. Here I am looking for something to throw or spray at it and the only think i can find was a can of lysol disinfectant spray. You'd think that would phase that giant ass spider but NOOOOO...not one damn bit. I bet it is just waiting to make its move now. I will probably be mid pee in the bathroom when it will crawl under the door.I wouldn't mind if that happened to my coworker though... Just trap it in a jar and put it outside where it can eat all the skeeters.. and sabre-tooth gnats.. and chiggers.... do it for YOU.... so the ones who actually DO bite you.. die a horrible living death as the spider injects its digestive fluids into it then sucks out the goo from the exoskeleton of its prey Um, That spider was like a the size of a vw bug and you want to capture it...?I would rather it had been a mouse than a spider..I HATE SPIDERS!! I dont care if they are not doing any harm to me or not. If they are inside the house or my office I am finding a way to kill them. They should just know, I know how to use a bottle of spray and am not afraid to stand 5ft aways as i try spray their asses. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #6 October 8, 2010 Hate all ya want, but spiders are one of our best friends in the Bug world...they kill shit that kills us! I have taught my son from day one, if he finds a spider in the house, how to catch it, and release it outside so it can eat the bugs we hate, and do us harm! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 October 8, 2010 The only spiders that I kill if found in the house are black widows and brown recluses. They can fuck up my little girls. Not gonna let that happen if I can help it. Any others I catch and release."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxmadmax 8 #8 October 8, 2010 I was internetting one night and saw a big ass flying roach land and start walking around. So I grabbed the Raid and sprayed the mofo.....really just slowed him down. The SOB just wouldn't die. Sprayed the shit on him.....then I noticed. I'd grabbed a can of spray starch. In reality, the damn thing just stiffened up. Grabbed the bastard and sent him on the one way trip down the sewer line. Probably mutated into a monster flying gator roach in New York with snapper claws, etc. Don't go away mad....just go away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #9 October 9, 2010 Y'all need some eco-friendly pointy toe cowboy boots. Great for squishing them bugs in the corners. No more cans of Raid required. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #10 October 9, 2010 Sprays don't kill spiders. My first guess in Florida by the size description, wolf spider. I've seen 'em tackle roaches. Then kill and eat them! That's good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 October 9, 2010 QuoteSprays don't kill spiders. My first guess in Florida by the size description, wolf spider. I've seen 'em tackle roaches. Then kill and eat them! That's good! Wolf spiders are good little spiders.... harmless to people... ferocious hunters of other insects though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 October 9, 2010 Quote Just trap it in a jar and put it outside where it can eat all the skeeters.. and sabre-tooth gnats.. and chiggers.... do it for YOU.... so the ones who actually DO bite you.. die a horrible living death as the spider injects its digestive fluids into it then sucks out the goo from the exoskeleton of its prey Methinks you enjoyed writing that just a leeeeeetle to much.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 October 9, 2010 Hairspray and a lighter.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 October 9, 2010 Quote Quote Just trap it in a jar and put it outside where it can eat all the skeeters.. and sabre-tooth gnats.. and chiggers.... do it for YOU.... so the ones who actually DO bite you.. die a horrible living death as the spider injects its digestive fluids into it then sucks out the goo from the exoskeleton of its prey Methinks you enjoyed writing that just a leeeeeetle to much. Oui mon frère Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #15 October 10, 2010 I think the spiders have conspired to get me. Again I was just minding my own business sitting at home talking on the phone and one started crawling up my leg.now I keep having that feeling one is crawling on me... I HATE THESE DAMN SPIDERS! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 October 10, 2010 Quote I think the spiders have conspired to get me. Again I was just minding my own business sitting at home talking on the phone and one started crawling up my leg.now I keep having that feeling one is crawling on me... I HATE THESE DAMN SPIDERS! Gee so which of their prey species are you trying to hide from them????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #17 October 10, 2010 Quote Quote I think the spiders have conspired to get me. Again I was just minding my own business sitting at home talking on the phone and one started crawling up my leg.now I keep having that feeling one is crawling on me... I HATE THESE DAMN SPIDERS! Gee so which of their prey species are you trying to hide from them????? I am not hiding anything from them, I swear!!They are just picking on me....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #18 October 10, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I think the spiders have conspired to get me. Again I was just minding my own business sitting at home talking on the phone and one started crawling up my leg.now I keep having that feeling one is crawling on me... I HATE THESE DAMN SPIDERS! Gee so which of their prey species are you trying to hide from them????? I am not hiding anything from them, I swear!!They are just picking on me.... Nope..not buyin it... you gots buglies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #19 October 10, 2010 Who ya gonna call!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #20 October 10, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I think the spiders have conspired to get me. Again I was just minding my own business sitting at home talking on the phone and one started crawling up my leg.now I keep having that feeling one is crawling on me... I HATE THESE DAMN SPIDERS! Gee so which of their prey species are you trying to hide from them????? I am not hiding anything from them, I swear!!They are just picking on me.... Nope..not buyin it... you gots buglies u're fucking right; and she's NOT on the phone! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboyshred 0 #21 October 10, 2010 it's because you want to kill them. I love spiders. They kill the bugs that I hate. I never kill spiders. I do not put them outside. They are welcome to live in my house all they want, and they never fuck with me. Spiders are my friends. Bugs are not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 October 10, 2010 Quote it's because you want to kill them. I love spiders. They kill the bugs that I hate. I never kill spiders. I do not put them outside. They are welcome to live in my house all they want, and they never fuck with me. Spiders are my friends. Bugs are not. Well spiders bug the hell out of me...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #23 October 10, 2010 QuoteSprays don't kill spiders. My first guess in Florida by the size description, wolf spider. I've seen 'em tackle roaches. Then kill and eat them! That's good! ive seen more of those giant fucking banana piders than wolf spiders here in FL. either way im with you on this one D. personally im not botherd by little spiders but the big huge wolf and banana spiders that could rip your arm off and beat you with it. . . yeeah not so much. ESPECIALLY in my house. . . i dont care wht they kill. if it catches me off guard in my house its dead.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #24 October 10, 2010 Quote Quote Sprays don't kill spiders. My first guess in Florida by the size description, wolf spider. I've seen 'em tackle roaches. Then kill and eat them! That's good! ive seen more of those giant fucking banana piders than wolf spiders here in FL. either way im with you on this one D. personally im not botherd by little spiders but the big huge wolf and banana spiders that could rip your arm off and beat you with it. . . yeeah not so much. ESPECIALLY in my house. . . i dont care wht they kill. if it catches me off guard in my house its dead. WUSSIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #25 October 10, 2010 DUUUUDE!! have you see those fucking things!! i swear to god you can hear them running across a wood floor!!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
