Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving

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"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready

yep-it's a cut and past from an email. Don't have time to search. If it bothers you that bad-go to the next thread

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[turtlespeed 212]

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"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready

yep-it's a cut and past from an email. Don't have time to search. If it bothers you that bad-go to the next thread

oooh - I like the rsd stuff!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[airtwardo 6]

Smells yummy in there.

Where's the butter.

Don't spill the gravy

Keep you fingers off the pie until dad's done eating.

Divot said he'd blow everyone here if the Li0ns win!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Divot said he'd blow everyone here if the Loins win!

I'm a little worried that your Freudian slip indicates an unhealthy fascination with my loins.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[quade 3]

You don't have to go very far past "turkey stuffing."

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[GARYC24 3]

Don't forget Turducken!