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iluvtofly

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Fuck that. I'm 28 and I'm banging an 19 year old. As far as I'm concerned I'm not a damn pervert... ok well maybe I am but not for banging a 19 year old. :P



28/2 + 7 = 21.
Pervert.


How about if it's a 3way with her twin sister? :)










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Fuck that. I'm 28 and I'm banging an 19 year old. As far as I'm concerned I'm not a damn pervert... ok well maybe I am but not for banging a 19 year old. :P



28/2 + 7 = 21.
Pervert.


How about if it's a 3way with her twin sister? :)


19 + 19 > 21, sounds legit!

I however on the other hand, am apparently breaking the rule too... but hey, fuck yall!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Apparently I'm barely within the rule ^.^ once a year!

I'm 33, turning 34 on the 11th, her birthday is the day before mine, she's 22 turning 23...so for 1 day out of the year I'm not a pervert.. sounds about right ^.^

Depending on which way your round the number :D

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Fuck that. I'm 28 and I'm banging an 19 year old. As far as I'm concerned I'm not a damn pervert... ok well maybe I am but not for banging a 19 year old. :P



28/2 + 7 = 21.
Pervert.


How about if it's a 3way with her twin sister? :)


HEY - leave my girlfriends out of this:| - I have a good thing going!>:(

And they might read this!:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Dunno if he's GOD, but he'd do until a better one comes along



I meant that as, all other men are jealous of him.


There's more to hotness than age.


You only say that beCause you are old WISE.:|



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"Kinky, is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken." -Anonymous?

He is not a pervert any more than she is a naive child.
Socially, the couple might be frowned on but frown lines are for ugly people. Beautiful people (of any age) have laugh lines.

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Fuck that. I'm 28 and I'm banging an 19 year old. As far as I'm concerned I'm not a damn pervert... ok well maybe I am but not for banging a 19 year old. :P



28/2 + 7 = 21.
Pervert.


How about if it's a 3way with her twin sister? :)


19 + 19 > 21, sounds legit!

I however on the other hand, am apparently breaking the rule too... but hey, fuck yall!


?? who the hell are you banging? Youre in dude world.

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Fuck that. I'm 28 and I'm banging an 19 year old. As far as I'm concerned I'm not a damn pervert... ok well maybe I am but not for banging a 19 year old. :P



28/2 + 7 = 21.
Pervert.


How about if it's a 3way with her twin sister? :)


19 + 19 > 21, sounds legit!

I however on the other hand, am apparently breaking the rule too... but hey, fuck yall!


?? who the hell are you banging? Youre in dude world.


Im not banging her right NOW B|

You know about her.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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What the hell does age difference have to do with perversion???:S
It is still two consensenting adults.

Now if mayonnaise, rope, and a Great Dane are involved, then we can talk about perversion.



HEy! Don't slam mayo.
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Do you really want pictures of ropes & dogs & mayo & nekked people?



Well, maybe not the dogs.


Sorry, it's a package deal.


Dogs? Really? That's what you think of me.... :(


Yeah, I was trying to figure out if he was talking about actual dogs or you. I'm sure you at least have a costume. :P

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Do you really want pictures of ropes & dogs & mayo & nekked people?



Well, maybe not the dogs.


Sorry, it's a package deal.


Dogs? Really? That's what you think of me.... :(


Yeah, I was trying to figure out if he was talking about actual dogs or you. I'm sure you at least have a costume. :P


A dog costume? That's disgusting...




















By the way, on a completely unrelated subject, do any of you guys know how to wash, mmm, mascot looking disguises?
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