Jessica 0 #1 March 19, 2001 Hee hee...A first-jump student is in the plane at 3000', and won't go. His jumpmaster, anxious to jump, glares at him and yells, "IF YOU DON'T JUMP, I'M GONNA F***K YOU UP THE ASS !!!"The next day, the student's friends ask him if he jumped. He replies, "Yeah...a little at first". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtsucks 0 #2 March 19, 2001 That student should have taken the hint when his instructor told him he had to jump naked ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doasfu 0 #3 March 19, 2001 Was this in a Cessna? That'd be quite the accomplishment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #4 March 19, 2001 Maybe the student should have gone for a *hard pull* instead of the bad *dock*.../s[drop till you party!] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #5 March 19, 2001 Wa, Wa, wawawawa.Safe landings,Alex D-something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #6 March 19, 2001 I got a marginally offensive joke too.Why do women close thier eyes during sex?Because, they cant stand to see a man have a good time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 March 19, 2001 another marginally offensive joke:Why don't women fart as much as men?Because they don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure!Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #8 March 19, 2001 a very offensive joke :Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?Because it doesn't need cleaning!One for the ladies :How does the average man change a light-bulb?Just holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around HIM.../s[drop till you party!] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #9 December 30, 2010 +1"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites