waltappel 1 #51 July 24, 2005 QuoteLeave her with a Cleveland Steamer. I just looked up "Cleveland Steamer" in the Urban Dictionary. That really is rude! Assuming that I am *not* the last person in the world to learn what a Cleveland Steamer is, here's the definition: A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller. Yuck!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brabzzz 0 #52 July 24, 2005 lol, on the subject of definitions (gawd, can't believe I read every post so far...), look up 'gerbalism'. Soooo many words I never knew existed...or thought there could ever be a use for. --------------------------------------- Ex-University of Bristol Skydiving Club www.skydivebristoluni.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #53 July 24, 2005 Dude you really need to listen to some Tenacious D. Also do a forum search on Felching, just in case you missed that priceless thread. Here let me ressurect that thread, as I recall it was pretty embarassing for someone. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #54 July 24, 2005 QuoteOh, and make sure that you get stripper dust (glitter) on you. That'll make for an interesting night. You mean like this ? QuoteDouglas Kelly was willing to risk jail time rather than face his pregnant girlfriend's fury. When the 39-year-old man discovered he had squandered his money at the Scuttlebutt Gentlemen's Club in Slidell, Fla., he came up with a harrowing tale of a late-night abduction and theft to explain the loss to his girlfriend. He left his pregnant g/f in a motel room at 1am to go to strip club. He blew a $100, got too drunk, and passed out. QuoteKelly later admitted that he and an acquaintance had visited a strip club the night before and had become intoxicated. He woke up hours later in the passenger side of his car without his keys, lost and missing most of his money. He concocted the story because he was scared of his girlfriend's reaction. QuotePolice charged Kelly with falsifying a police report and fined him $500. Then the police took any remaining money that he had. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 July 24, 2005 Yeah............when it comes to sex there aren't many things that will actually cause me to want to puke. That's one of them! No pooping for me in the bedroom please! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 July 24, 2005 QuoteYeah............when it comes to sex there aren't many things that will actually cause me to want to puke. That's one of them! No pooping for me in the bedroom please! I can just see it now... Try as he may, the guy can't put out the package and the girl says accusingly, "You've been with someone else, haven't you ?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #57 July 24, 2005 Quotethe guy can't put out the package and the girl says accusingly, "You've been with someone else, haven't you ?" BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave it to Bill. So wrong.............yet so funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #58 December 30, 2010 Bump....This place needs an enema"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #59 December 30, 2010 QuoteBump....This place needs an enema Dude..... you are getting into a "theme" Are you telling??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #60 December 30, 2010 Telling what ?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #61 December 30, 2010 QuoteTelling what ? None of us asked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #62 December 30, 2010 This thread made me laugh and feel sad at the same. Time. TO much Shannon and JP. Not enough at the same time. Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
