SpeedRacer 1 #1 July 30, 2009 Post the beliefs / thoughts / opinions of your pets. My 2 cats believe: 1) that they are FAR more important than they actually are. (but all cats think that) 2) that it is VERY IMPORTANT that we ALL go down the stairs together in the morning after I get out of bed. 3) that some object, such as a loose napkin, a toy, a string, or a rubber band, must be placed into the water dish every day. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 July 30, 2009 My cat believes it's prefectly acceptable to poop right outside the litterbox to reprimand me for not feeding her on (her) time. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #3 July 31, 2009 Consider yourself lucky it is right outside the box. She could choose your shoes, the middle of the bathroom floor, your pillow .......... I had a cat who would poop right in front of me- where ever I happened to be at the time- if the litter box was dirty. And to be fair, he only did it when the litter box was really bad. My ex boyfriend and I both had a bad habit of deciding it was the other one's turn to clean it ........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
profallrate 0 #4 July 31, 2009 My dogs beleive that I am the center of the universe. Our cat thinks my dogs are stupid, the universe revolves around him.------------------------------------------------- Lord please help me to be the person that my dog thinks I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #5 July 31, 2009 We clean ours twice a day. She is totally all about her feeding time. I can't keep food down for her because she scarfs it and she's already 16 pounds, and that's with the diet food! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #6 July 31, 2009 They're pretty funny about their routines. Apparently, there's a book out there- All Cats has Aspergers? My aunt told me about it. I'll have to look for it some day. It might answer a lot of questions! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #7 July 31, 2009 My boys (2 dogs) believe if they stare at me long enough they can will me to do anything they want...they are usually right! Who could say no to these faces? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #8 July 31, 2009 Our new pup believes she needs to chew/destroy anything that smells like us. Today so far.. 1 of my wife's bra's, 1 phone cord, 1 not even well worn skydiving T-shirt. Gotta love a puppy! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #9 July 31, 2009 My Rottweiler thinks his number 1 purpose in life is to eat every bee and grasshopper he can catch. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #10 July 31, 2009 My dog Freefall believes that whichever side of the door his is on, it is the WRONG side. Luckily, he has learned to open the screen door himself, so he doesn't just run THRU the screen like he used to.skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 July 31, 2009 Our girls believe that if mom wont give them a biscuit ... dad will and visa-versa. They also believe that they will die if they go out into the garden in the rain but swimming in a dirty muddy pool is the best thing ever. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #12 July 31, 2009 My dog is an atheist. The cat is inscrutable; he refuses to say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #13 July 31, 2009 My ex had a dog that thought I was the source of everything good and right in the universe. Pissed the ex to no end.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 July 31, 2009 My Sophia Lucia was just telling me this morning that she believes, and I quote, " Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #15 July 31, 2009 About the only part of Bull Durham that I liked. Thanks for the quote.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #16 July 31, 2009 My (new) dog thinks she's a cat. Very independent, little interaction with me ... just wants to be left alone. She's also the size of a cat - 6lb. O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #17 July 31, 2009 my dog is simplistic: she believes in food The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #18 July 31, 2009 My dog believes the best way to tell someone she's excited to see them is to run between their legs, and the best way to tell someone she loves them is to lick their face. She also believes the laser pointer is a bug, and she sure loves to chase bugs! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #19 July 31, 2009 My husky firmly believes I can read his mind! He will just stand there looking at me like I know what he wants! Or the best is when he needs to go out in the middle of the night he will just stare at me, while i am asleep. It on occasion does work as I have woke up feeling like something is staring at me only to find his face in mine with that OHMIGOD I GOTTA PEE look.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ion01 1 #20 July 31, 2009 If I get my sugar glider out after I get a shower he thinks I am a giant apple and tries to eat me. (my shampoo smells like apples). He also believes the couch is his home and tries to crawl inside it so we have to flip it over and get him out of the bottom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #21 July 31, 2009 My 2 dogs believe that when I sit down I become furniture for them. Our new cat believes we love the dead critters he leaves outside the door Our older cat believes the new cat was brought in to make his life miserable.You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #22 July 31, 2009 I don't currently have any pets, but my late cats both seemed to believe: - That if they sat just behind me enough times they would eventually train me not to trip over them or step on their tails. - That, even after years of contrary evidence, I kept their food in the fridge as well as mine. - That over time I would learn to love claw-assisted lap massages. - That licking someone's ears is an agreeable way to wake them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,121 #23 July 31, 2009 My dog believes that the best protective juju during a thunderstorm comes from lying on my pillow, right against my face. He also believes that if I see him, lying in the middle of whatever room I'm in while standing up, I'll understand just how hot, tired and neglected he is, and immediately drop whatever I'm doing to pay attention. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #24 July 31, 2009 QuoteMy (new) dog thinks she's a cat. Very independent, little interaction with me ... just wants to be left alone. She's also the size of a cat - 6lb. She doesn't have pointy ears and long whiskers, does she? Makes a kind of miaowing noise? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #25 July 31, 2009 My cats believe that my main purpose in any given to day is to cater to themBe patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
