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# Miles of sex?

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How many miles of sex have you had?

#encounters
x (avg #strokes/encounter)
x (penis length inches/avg #strokes)
x (1ft/12in. )
x (1 mile/5280ft)
= miles of sex

I came up with just under 0.5 miles.
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Wow, you must be either real fast, real short, or real lonely.

I'm wagging somewhere approaching 2, but there's a lot of estimation in there. Heck, who's got an odometer down there? Your mileage may vary.

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How the hell did you calculate strokes/encounter? What strokes per minute speed did you assume?

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How the hell did you calculate strokes/encounter? What strokes per minute speed did you assume?

Karenmeal's Uranus would know.
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How the hell did you calculate strokes/encounter? What strokes per minute speed did you assume?

Well, figure you pop a nut at 100 or whatever strokes regardless of speed.

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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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How the hell did you calculate strokes/encounter? What strokes per minute speed did you assume?

Well, figure you pop a nut at 100 or whatever strokes regardless of speed.

But remember counting Viagra miles, is like logging free-fall time in a tunnel.

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Wow, you must be either real fast, real short, or real lonely.

I'm a virgin.

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I'm wagging somewhere approaching 2,

Compare what YOU are lookin' at vs what normal guys have to look at....there's your answer.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Karenmeal's Uranus would know.

Hmmm... funny statement out of context.

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Does masturbation count?
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Does masturbation count?

Damn. I didn't consider that....bump up my number to 47.5 miles.

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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I think this used to be called the "fornication utilization constant". I am far from being a math geek but I do have a good memerory

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Spawned by the "Number of Partners" thread...

How many miles of sex have you had?

#encounters
x (avg #strokes/encounter)
x (penis length inches/avg #strokes)
x (1ft/12in. )
x (1 mile/5280ft)
= miles of sex

I came up with just under 0.5 miles.

I think you miscalculated, or simply aren't getting enough.

(but then I've been "active" since 1966).
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Spawned by the "Number of Partners" thread...

How many miles of sex have you had?

#encounters
x (avg #strokes/encounter)
x (penis length inches/avg #strokes)
x (1ft/12in. )
x (1 mile/5280ft)
= miles of sex

I came up with just under 0.5 miles.

I think you miscalculated, or simply aren't getting enough.

(but then I've been "active" since 1966).

Regardless of the calculation error, I'll definitely go with, "simply aren't getting enough."

(but then I've been "dormant" since 1991)
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Spawned by the "Number of Partners" thread...

How many miles of sex have you had?

#encounters
x (avg #strokes/encounter)
x (penis length inches/avg #strokes)
x (1ft/12in. )
x (1 mile/5280ft)
= miles of sex

I came up with just under 0.5 miles.

I think you miscalculated, or simply aren't getting enough.

(but then I've been "active" since 1966).

Regardless of the calculation error, I'll definitely go with, "simply aren't getting enough."

(but then I've been "dormant" since 1991)

Well, I can see the error in your algorithm. Making a reasonable guess about your avg # of strokes, it looks like it will be more like 50 miles..... unless you tend to go off prematurely

next - how many gallons?
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next - how many gallons?

That depends on what supplements or stuff you take or nothing at all. Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though.
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next - how many gallons?

Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though.

Blonds do it for me.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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next - how many gallons?

Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though.

Blonds do it for me.

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next - how many gallons?

Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though.

Blonds do it for me.

You can remember back before 1991?
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Blonds do it for me.

Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.

Just thought you should know for next time.

BTW, I'm partial to blondes too.

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Blonds do it for me.

Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.

Just thought you should know for next time.

BTW, I'm partial to blondes too.

Females can spell?
(yeah, I know...I'm gonna catch shit for that tongue-in-cheek)

Blond/blonde...who cares? It works!

Besides, dz.com spell checker keeps the spelling police off my back.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Blond/blonde...who cares? It works!

Is that an admission that you are "Bi"?
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Blond/blonde...who cares? It works!

Is that an admission that you are "Bi"?

Damn! Walked into that one, didn't I.
Another reminder that this is a tough, tough crowd.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum.

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Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum.

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