popsjumper 2 #1 January 14, 2011 Spawned by the "Number of Partners" thread... How many miles of sex have you had? #encounters x (avg #strokes/encounter) x (penis length inches/avg #strokes) x (1ft/12in. ) x (1 mile/5280ft) = miles of sex I came up with just under 0.5 miles.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #2 January 14, 2011 Wow, you must be either real fast, real short, or real lonely.I'm wagging somewhere approaching 2, but there's a lot of estimation in there. Heck, who's got an odometer down there? Your mileage may vary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #3 January 14, 2011 How the hell did you calculate strokes/encounter? What strokes per minute speed did you assume? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #4 January 14, 2011 Quote How the hell did you calculate strokes/encounter? What strokes per minute speed did you assume? Karenmeal's Uranus would know.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 January 14, 2011 Quote How the hell did you calculate strokes/encounter? What strokes per minute speed did you assume? Well, figure you pop a nut at 100 or whatever strokes regardless of speed. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 January 14, 2011 Quote Quote How the hell did you calculate strokes/encounter? What strokes per minute speed did you assume? Well, figure you pop a nut at 100 or whatever strokes regardless of speed. But remember counting Viagra miles, is like logging free-fall time in a tunnel. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 January 14, 2011 Quote Wow, you must be either real fast, real short, or real lonely. I'm a virgin. Quote I'm wagging somewhere approaching 2, Compare what YOU are lookin' at vs what normal guys have to look at....there's your answer. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #8 January 14, 2011 Quote Karenmeal's Uranus would know. Hmmm... funny statement out of context. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,030 #9 January 14, 2011 Does masturbation count?Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 January 14, 2011 Quote Does masturbation count? Damn. I didn't consider that....bump up my number to 47.5 miles. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #11 January 14, 2011 I think this used to be called the "fornication utilization constant". I am far from being a math geek but I do have a good memerory Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,611 #12 January 14, 2011 QuoteSpawned by the "Number of Partners" thread... How many miles of sex have you had? #encounters x (avg #strokes/encounter) x (penis length inches/avg #strokes) x (1ft/12in. ) x (1 mile/5280ft) = miles of sex I came up with just under 0.5 miles. I think you miscalculated, or simply aren't getting enough. (but then I've been "active" since 1966).... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 January 14, 2011 Quote Quote Spawned by the "Number of Partners" thread... How many miles of sex have you had? #encounters x (avg #strokes/encounter) x (penis length inches/avg #strokes) x (1ft/12in. ) x (1 mile/5280ft) = miles of sex I came up with just under 0.5 miles. I think you miscalculated, or simply aren't getting enough. (but then I've been "active" since 1966). Regardless of the calculation error, I'll definitely go with, "simply aren't getting enough." (but then I've been "dormant" since 1991)My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,611 #14 January 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Spawned by the "Number of Partners" thread... How many miles of sex have you had? #encounters x (avg #strokes/encounter) x (penis length inches/avg #strokes) x (1ft/12in. ) x (1 mile/5280ft) = miles of sex I came up with just under 0.5 miles. I think you miscalculated, or simply aren't getting enough. (but then I've been "active" since 1966). Regardless of the calculation error, I'll definitely go with, "simply aren't getting enough." (but then I've been "dormant" since 1991) Well, I can see the error in your algorithm. Making a reasonable guess about your avg # of strokes, it looks like it will be more like 50 miles..... unless you tend to go off prematurelynext - how many gallons?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 January 15, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote next - how many gallons? That depends on what supplements or stuff you take or nothing at all. Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #16 January 15, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote next - how many gallons? Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though. Blonds do it for me.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #17 January 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote next - how many gallons? Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though. Blonds do it for me. Redheads for me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 1,611 #18 January 15, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote next - how many gallons? Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though. Blonds do it for me. You can remember back before 1991?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #19 January 15, 2011 Quote Blonds do it for me. Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.Just thought you should know for next time. BTW, I'm partial to blondes too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #20 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Blonds do it for me. Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.Just thought you should know for next time. BTW, I'm partial to blondes too. Females can spell? (yeah, I know...I'm gonna catch shit for that tongue-in-cheek)Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Besides, dz.com spell checker keeps the spelling police off my back. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 1,611 #21 January 16, 2011 Quote Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Is that an admission that you are "Bi"? ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #22 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Is that an admission that you are "Bi"? Damn! Walked into that one, didn't I. Another reminder that this is a tough, tough crowd. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #23 January 16, 2011 Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #24 January 16, 2011 Quote Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum. Must... Refrain... From... Making.... Jokes.... About... Annoying.... People..... Who... Are... Banned...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #25 January 16, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing × Sign In Sign Up Forums Dropzones Classifieds Gear Indoor Articles Photos Videos Calendar Stolen Fatalities Leaderboard Activity Back Activity All Activity My Activity Streams Unread Content Content I Started
popsjumper 2 #16 January 15, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote next - how many gallons? Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though. Blonds do it for me.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #17 January 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote next - how many gallons? Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though. Blonds do it for me. Redheads for me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 1,611 #18 January 15, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote next - how many gallons? Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though. Blonds do it for me. You can remember back before 1991?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #19 January 15, 2011 Quote Blonds do it for me. Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.Just thought you should know for next time. BTW, I'm partial to blondes too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #20 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Blonds do it for me. Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.Just thought you should know for next time. BTW, I'm partial to blondes too. Females can spell? (yeah, I know...I'm gonna catch shit for that tongue-in-cheek)Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Besides, dz.com spell checker keeps the spelling police off my back. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 1,611 #21 January 16, 2011 Quote Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Is that an admission that you are "Bi"? ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #22 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Is that an admission that you are "Bi"? Damn! Walked into that one, didn't I. Another reminder that this is a tough, tough crowd. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #23 January 16, 2011 Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #24 January 16, 2011 Quote Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum. Must... Refrain... From... Making.... Jokes.... About... Annoying.... People..... Who... Are... Banned...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #25 January 16, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing × Sign In Sign Up Forums Dropzones Classifieds Gear Indoor Articles Photos Videos Calendar Stolen Fatalities Leaderboard Activity Back Activity All Activity My Activity Streams Unread Content Content I Started
airtwardo 6 #17 January 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote next - how many gallons? Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though. Blonds do it for me. Redheads for me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,611 #18 January 15, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote next - how many gallons? Apparently there's stuff out there that can increase the size of your cumshots. Don't remember what they are though. Blonds do it for me. You can remember back before 1991?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #19 January 15, 2011 Quote Blonds do it for me. Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.Just thought you should know for next time. BTW, I'm partial to blondes too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #20 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Blonds do it for me. Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.Just thought you should know for next time. BTW, I'm partial to blondes too. Females can spell? (yeah, I know...I'm gonna catch shit for that tongue-in-cheek)Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Besides, dz.com spell checker keeps the spelling police off my back. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 1,611 #21 January 16, 2011 Quote Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Is that an admission that you are "Bi"? ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #22 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Is that an admission that you are "Bi"? Damn! Walked into that one, didn't I. Another reminder that this is a tough, tough crowd. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #23 January 16, 2011 Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #24 January 16, 2011 Quote Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum. Must... Refrain... From... Making.... Jokes.... About... Annoying.... People..... Who... Are... Banned...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #25 January 16, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
JohnMitchell 14 #19 January 15, 2011 Quote Blonds do it for me. Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.Just thought you should know for next time. BTW, I'm partial to blondes too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Blonds do it for me. Hey Pops, the female spelling is blondes.Just thought you should know for next time. BTW, I'm partial to blondes too. Females can spell? (yeah, I know...I'm gonna catch shit for that tongue-in-cheek)Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Besides, dz.com spell checker keeps the spelling police off my back. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,611 #21 January 16, 2011 Quote Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Is that an admission that you are "Bi"? ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Blond/blonde...who cares? It works! Is that an admission that you are "Bi"? Damn! Walked into that one, didn't I. Another reminder that this is a tough, tough crowd. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #23 January 16, 2011 Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #24 January 16, 2011 Quote Too many high IQ's here. Maybe you should try a WWF Fans forum. Must... Refrain... From... Making.... Jokes.... About... Annoying.... People..... Who... Are... Banned...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites